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kendramiddleton.bsky.social
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Bro, it’s crazy what vitamin D does for your mental

Homies, what is the best business credit card? I need my taxes to be easier next year 🥴

Oh my god is Rory doing the thing

I’m at the age where if it ain’t dishwasher safe, I don’t want it.

I need someone to talk me out of getting a frog

Low-key spring sucks more than winter because I don’t know what to expect every morning. Am I going to freeze to death or am I going to be feral and sweating by noon?

I have decided I am pro-torpedo bat. MLB pitching is too damn hard to hit, with everyone throwing 101 mph with a sweeper. Besides, there's probably a downside to it that pitchers will figure out how to expose. Torpedo away!

Five weeks ago, Mary Kate Cornett was a first-year business major dating another Ole Miss student. Then a spurious claim about her and her boyfriend’s father spread — and was amplified by Pat McAfee, Barstool personalities and others. http://dlvr.it/TJtKS4

I wish more people talked about how hard it is to teach your parents how to critically think about what is fake news and what is not.

Your April Fools joke isn’t funny, I promise.

Welp @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social fans, don’t pay with a credit card instead of preloading for a few months. They want all of your money sitting in there or they’ll wipe your account after 6 months. Years of points down the drain 🥱. Time to find a local spot to support.

Haas are running a special cherry blossom livery during the Japanese Grand Prix 🌸🇯🇵 #F1 #JapaneseGP

Sooo my Nespresso kicked the bucket right at the 2 year warranty mark. Anybody have espresso machine suggestions? I am looking for a more affordable alternative 🥲

Oh my god please just let him stay on the bench 😭

Oh my god I’m gonna throw up

Can I get a War Damn on main

Country roads, take Tennessee home.

I just paid $7 for a loaf of bread. I hate it here.

He’s really embracing the Boston culture already with this fit

Just another day in the office

All I hear when the orange cheetoh talks is that old YouTube video Drinking Out of Cups.

You know that shit is so fucked up right now when women online are literally creating code to speak to one another about DV, SA, etc.

“Then a man watching the arrest … asked what was going on, according to a passerby who witnessed the arrest … ‘We’re the police,’ an agent said, according to the video. 'You don’t look like it,’ the man on the balcony said. 'Why are you hiding your faces?’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/26/m...

I have a genuine question I don’t know the answer to. Is it rude to ask maintenance to take their shoes off when they go into your bedroom to fix something?

Charlie McAvoy is practicing in a non-contact sweater in Anaheim, per video from The Boston Globe.

The most Medford, MA thing I have ever potentially seen

YUKI TSUNODA TO RED BULL OH MY GAWWWWDDDD

That replay is not one I want to watch twice

Oh my god Tatum

Urban Meyer, noted champion of faith

JUJU NOOOOOOOO

It is JARRING to see the difference between the information I’m being fed today on this app vs. the other. I love it here. No notes.

It’s pretty crazy how the dumbest people alive are running the country

At least when the robots take over I won’t have to watch for very long considering I’m a Boston resident

I would like to take this moment to flex before this inevitably gets worse

@kendramiddleton.bsky.social wtf McCarthy. Soft bacon and pancakes??

I have something controversial to say… free range children should not be allowed in Costco

Eating a cheese stick in the shower is an elite experience

Just listened to my friend tell a man she “refused to be shit on by an 18 year old over his shit beer taste” and I am alive once again

I do not miss America, just my dog.

The one bracket and one bracket only group are elite, such as myself.