kevholl.bsky.social
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I did mouth eyes for him and I barely notice it
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Have you fucked around with sour patch kids in your popcorn? It will wreck your mouth, you’ll be tasting in four dimensional technicolor, you can never go back.
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I will like every post in the Das Racist CPHATB format for all time.
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Thank you!!! My mom paid $60 for Mega Man 4 on the NES in 1991. That’s $142 in today dollars for a game you can beat in 2 hours. Selling AAA titles for $80 is practically a public service.
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The best. I drove across the country with friends after my first year of college in 2004. Goal was to eat at every Taco Bell we saw and find a campground every night. All we had was that big glossy US atlas to plot our course.
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Light guy was dialed for this one.
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There’s a little bump towards the top. That’ll be $300k for your PhD, thank you.
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Nah… I’m sure this guy did the work and came up with a rubric for assessing quality, then he surveyed, focus grouped, and conducted trials, and now his published work has been accepted by film and scientific communities alike.
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@timbaltz.bsky.social can you share your hat cleaning technique? I was so bummed the boys didn’t ask you about it. I gotta get rid of these sweat lines.
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The best thing about being on a collage campus in 2010 was you would inevitably just wander into a Das Racist concert.
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Number 521: a smoke detector where the alarm is Jonathan Davis from Korn scatting
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Exactly!!! They even call out liberals as the Sith, which makes the red lightsaber even more confounding.
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Head Start is probably the single greatest return on investment of anything our government spends money on… but that’s some future administration’s problem.
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Follow the writers, unfollow the site… obviously.
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This sucks! End of an era.
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One could view it that way if one were a fucking idiot.
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Yeah, how’s this going?
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The worst part of this whole story is having to see Bill Maher trending.
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Makes me long for the days when the most annoying person in your class was a creationist trying to argue with your biology professor.
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…please.
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My therapist plays Birdo/standard bike/leaf tires/flower glider.
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I bought Mega Man 4 in 1991 for $60 and played it for like 2 hours (cause it’s hard AF). I’m gonna pay $80 for this and play it for 3000 hours. Fair.
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@dannybkelly.bsky.social innocent
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…that said, it’s not a hill I’m prepared to die on. Keep me as far away from the “men’s rights” people as possible.
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It’s a religious practice that was grandfathered in as “good medicine”. In reality, there is very little evidence to support it and nowhere near enough to justify doing it to a baby.
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Mario Kart 9, but the 9 is shaped like a hook and the gimmick is swinging with a grappling hook cause every game is better with a grappling hook and maybe it’s pirate themed.
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… and it’s a sequel to Double Dash. Yes, I’m in.
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Miyazaki could never depict Trump, all of his characters have humanity.
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What, you thought our boy LG wasn’t gonna worm his way into this one? “…Senator Lindsey Graham, the South Carolina Republican and longtime national-security hawk, who declared that no one should lose their job over the Signal debacle.”
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My new head cannon: Remember Me IS a hulk movie and that little hole in the painting is where Robert Pattinson Hulked-out and he’s jumping out of the tower to intercept the plane.
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Jesus in your name we are trying to execute dozens of innocent people but ALSO a bad guy in there so please pretty please make the bombs hit so good and kill all of them instantly amen