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Cow's losing animation is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life 😭

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Mario has the wildest crew. Show up to his events and you're gonna meet some normal guys, some weird guys, a bunch of animals, the royalty of warring kingdoms, some time-traveling babies everyone's concerningly unbothered by, and the literal goddess who created the universe.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Mario Kart World needs something like Luigi's balloons in Odyssey, where you can set up challenges for other players to find. But instead of just finding a balloon, they're the kinds of challenges you find on the P switches.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

If DC were serious about making games they'd do a Green Lantern Bethesda style RPG where you create your own lantern and patrol an alien planet. Have a morality system that ranges from Cop to Superhero and affects how you're treated by NPCs.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

They should do Marvel vs Capcom vs Sega so we can get Rogue (X-Men), Rouge (Sonic), and Rouge (Power Stone) in the same game

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

So it seems like Invincible Vs is basically a mix of MvC, Killer Instinct, and Mortal Kombat I wonder what Maximilian Dood is gonna do with his other 2 wishes

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wonder if people are actually using game chat. Nintendo clearly considered it one of their big Switch 2 selling points, even made it the focal point of their Paul Rudd ad. Online it's been widely dismissed as just Discord, but I think we forget that most people don't use Discord.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Dino Dino Jungle being turned into a Jurassic Park is funny because that's way less impressive in a world with Yoshis, Cascade Kingdom, and a place that's literally called Dinosaur Land.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

After watching a bunch of Marvel Rivals and Tokon character prediction videos, I've noticed shooter players and the fgc are infinitely less fun at this than Smash fans. Every list is like 99% the same super popular characters. Nobody going to bat for wacky favorites who have little realistic hope.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Finally won a knockout tour, I was absolutely expecting to get destroyed by 20 items out of nowhere in this last stretch 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Some youtubers really need to learn the concept of stating your thesis at the start of the video. Don't ramble for 5 minutes about tangentially related topics before getting to the point. Tell me what you're gonna talk about, then talk about it.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Small change I noticed on the Switch 2: seems like the activity log doesn't wait a certain number of days to start working anymore. I'm already seeing people with 10 and 15 hours played on Mario Kart.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry, everyone. I found a monkey's paw in 2019 and wished that Sony would make something besides over-the-shoulder cinematic action games. I didn't mean cancel everything and divert all resources to live service games! I just wanted a new Jak or Sly or Motorstorm or something!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Baseless speculation: Splatoon Raiders is a strategy game made in collaboration with Davide Soliani's new studio

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe they found a way to give Frye even more forehead

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo randomly announcing a new Splatoon game on the Tuesday after Video Game Announcements weekend... I do not understand this company. Best I can figure, there was supposed to be a Direct today, they pushed it back, but still had to drop the Splatoon bit because the S3 update comes in 2 days.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I really like these special test of skill challenges. I wish there were more of them.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It's weird that the new charge jump in Mario Kart World is slower than just driving straight. I thought it was gonna be a way to make the straightaways a bit more interesting. Sacrifice maneuverability & temporary speed for a boost. But I guess it's really only worth it for the jump in certain cases

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I've realized my reaction to like 90% of games I play these days ranges from "it's okay I guess" at best to the far more common "this absolutely sucks balls" I think I just don't like video games anymore

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Awful game idea: a foddian platformer where the gimmick is that the framerate gets worse as you get higher. By the end it's like 1 frame every 5 seconds, so you're really just playing by feel.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Generic sports movie but about people playing Mario Kart. All the drama is pointless because the winner of every game is completely random. In the final competition all the main characters lose to an unnamed 5-year-old chewing on a controller.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Actually annoyed that I was getting into that trailer that looked like some cool new sci-fi techno-horror game starring Peter Petrelli from Heroes and then it turned out to be Call of Duty

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

No but like why are blue shells nowhere to be seen when I'm losing, but when I'm in first place there's a goddamn surplus of them

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments