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Who me? You want to know about me? Well shucks, I’m just a simple guy who grew up Northern Arizona, was fascinated with engineering, especially electricity, is good with those computer things, loves superheroes and dogs, especially superhero dogs.
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If your neighborhood is being invaded by paramilitary people kidnapping people, I offer a nice defense. Eggs. Pelt them with eggs. They are slimy, sticky, and gum up whatever they hit. For added effect throw handfuls of flour. I figure this is less hassle than tar and feathers.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

As young Catholic boy, I was obsessed with all the Antichrist stuff I could find. I was not allowed to watch The Omen, but I dig up everything else I could. Then I had a thought that scared me. I wondered what would bring the Antichrist to earth?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment