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kevinthelong.bsky.social
Cynic, flexible thinker, sarcastic, A24 films not Marvel, Dickens not Austen - wilfully stupid and daft at times.
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No trial man. No judges. Just immediate execution

submitted 55 days ago • 15 comments

Announcing my next book! “Frank Zappa’s America” An analysis of modern-day white nationalism & Christian fascism in the US through the lens of Frank Zappa’s music during the 1980s. Publishing by Louisiana State University Press. June 2, 2025. More info: lsupress.org/978080718392...

submitted 190 days ago • 69 comments

"Now agent Krasnov, your next move is to be really angry with me - be quiet! Leave the thinking to me fatty!"

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

PD James cuts to the chase.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

It can't be easy for villains wearing their costumes: Darth Vader falling backwards like Madonna as he gives a Ted talk to Stormtroopers. Dracula tearing his cape as it gets stuck in the door. The hem of Saruman's robe getting soaked in piss as he sits down in the Gents.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

If you rotate a Snowflake 360 degrees, then they can often faint with the sheer effrontery.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Charity begins with rich people claiming tax deductions.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Not one person turned up for the non conformist meeting last night!

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

What about a musical about Fred & Rose? Call it 'Going West!'

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

I hear Labour are looking to cut the hands off shoplifters so they can't get disability benefits.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

By the time you have read this post another person in North London will have cut their fingers slicing open an Avocado.

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Starmer is playing political Buckaroo by balancing the books on the backs of the disabled.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently the KGB recruited Trump and they gave him the code name of Krasnov. Johnson was also recruited - however they just simply called him Boris.

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

Idea for new ITV drama: West Ham supporter and Chinese Gangster form a precarious bond and solve crimes in the East End - Hammer & Tong.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

The Frogs asked God to send them a ruler, so he/she/it dropped a log in their pond (no, not that type), they laughed at the log and complained to God that it was useless, so he sent them a Water Snake which started to eat them all and they complained again, “unlucky” replied God.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

‘I had to change an incontinent frail patient with dementia in the corridor by vending machines’ That’s a quote from a nurse. If you want to understand the rise of Reform that’s your answer: the failure of govt after govt across the UK to protect citizens www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...

submitted 126 days ago • 3 comments

I’m really concerned that Donald Trump will have a seizure at the inauguration and then tumble down the concrete steps and his wig'ill fly off and Ivana won’t be able to maintain her mirth.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments