kevinthelong.bsky.social
Cynic, flexible thinker, sarcastic, A24 films not Marvel, Dickens not Austen - wilfully stupid and daft at times.
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Looks very impressive Paul, although for me I wouldn't have it in me to emulate the masters, might just be able to continue a Paul Templeman story at a pinch 🤣
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No idea, but I reckon it was changed to X as that's how the target audience sign their signatures.
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Hello Paul, I've travelled into the heart of darkness and returned with my sanity intact, the place I speak of has lost it's old name and is simply known as X.
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Everything Nigella says sounds like pure filth.
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A comedy with a tragic end.
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P.S. either way, it feels like the opposite of social media and more like a place where you go to be overlooked or drowned out by the indifferent or furious crowd. Besides that, it's ok. 🤧
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More often than not you make your way home having not met anyone and order a pickled egg for some protein for the trudge back home. Whereas Twitter is like going to a bar where everyone is on their 9th pint and no one's interested in your high concept nonsense...
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Hope you are also well living through this relatively comfortable unfolding dystopia. Bluesky is like a Bar that purports to be a friendly, however more often than not you find yourself on a stool with nary a friendly face in sight 1/2
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Drown them in their own car like in that film Trouble in mind (1985)
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He'll break his fast with a knuckle sandwich.
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Have you lost interest?
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Rich comic potential if they include; Ringo packing tins of beans as they head to India, Ringo dressed as Zappa, Ringo doing voiceover for Thomas the Tank engine, Ringo dyeing his hair, Ringo losing all good will by saying he doesn't want anymore fan mail then signing off with the victory sign.
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"Wake up sire, Alan Titmarsh's Gardening club is about to start. - What? No, I'm not taking the piss, I said Titchmarsh!"
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"Now Agent Krasnov, your next mission is to be very angry with me - you can go now."
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The Doll was open mouthed when the Police discovered her.
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Such an amazing film (must read the book) not only does it have next year's news, better action sequences than any Hollywood blockbuster - also has the Pink Floyd Pig, a King Crimson video and Michael Caine as John Lennon!
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"No? Ok, want to buy any new double glazed windows then?"
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You should have nailed your alarm clock to the bedside table - mine hasn't gone forward.
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Yes, maybe wait until it fixes itself.
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Just press two buttons at the same time - any two buttons it doesn't matter, just keep on doing that as chaotically as possible, you'll get there.
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Did somebody just call for a cunt?
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I'm afraid you can't get rid of me that easily.
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Ta, might use that pic in lieu of a smiley emoji.
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Ha! Through the power of Google, this appears to be the title of a book about Hollywood.
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👍
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My favourite is from that Ring Lardner short story - they're driving and the kid asks if they're lost, and the Dad responsed:
"Shut up" he explained.
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🤣
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Plenty of time for a late life crisis as well.
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And yet, within 10 days her neck will be stretched and the Crows will be feasting on her eyes (for some minor infraction.)
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Too much madness to stay on top of. I keep most of my anger reserved for more down to earth targets - e.g. smug couples who are completely comfortable when one is in the bath and the other is taking a shit.
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That's her benefit cap.