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keyboardhulk.bsky.social
World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.
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Well thank you, handsome guy ☺️
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Don’t mock my choices, just because you deny yourself delicious balls in cream 😜
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Nope, lemon and nutmeg balanced it out nicely 😊
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Oh you’re welcome to. I made SO MUCH 😳
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I’m sure you’re in their thoughts 😈
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About time, young ‘un 😉 Have the greatest of birthdays
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Thank you, it really was!
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Oh and now we’re on to secretions… this conversation has accelerated, I see 😈
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Ours or yours? Cos either works 😉
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Hoping the 40s are thirstier still, then 😉
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Ah that sucks. Hope you get solutions soon
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Well thank ya, kind sir
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Ohh, you’re goooood 😀 Thank you
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Hahah you know exactly what I want 😂
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Thank you, also-handsome 🤗
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Thank ya kind sir. Good vintage, that year 😉
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Well, now 👀 thank you
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I absolutely am! Thanks so much, you legend 🤗
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Ah, too kind. But the silver, it’s advancing rapidly 😂
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🤗 thank ya
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Thanks mate, really did. And more planned next weekend 😊
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I really did, thanks mate 😊
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I keep jaws nice and strong, yes.
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Underwear party called Beefcake. Was the first time I’d been to one. 10/10 recommend 😊
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Happy birthday dude! 🤗
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Love the t-shirt!
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It’s never enough, hey? But trust me, it shows 💪🏽
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Dude, the gym clearly loves you 👀🔥
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Dave gets so excited when that happens 😂
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If you’re here for a beefcake or chunk party, absolutely!
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They did! Quite the surprise
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Yeah. It’s unimaginably cruel and stupid.
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That’s awful. But glad he went in peace and on his own terms. Sorry for your loss.
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Ehh I’ve worn contacts for 15 years. I’m used to sticking my finger in my eye 😂
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Thank you for your helpful and totally not made up story!
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I think Bluesky’s ready for a brontosaurus reveal 😜
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Happy birthday! Reckon you’re headed for your best decade yet 😊
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I get it. I’ve put it off for a while. But think it’s finally time!
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Well thank ya, kind and handsome sir 😉
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Oh thank you! I needed to hear that, been putting it off for years 😂
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Oh mate, I’ve been there 😂
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😂
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Where did you walk to?
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Noooo! You’ll have to find a replacement
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I like the vest!!