khrysacross.bsky.social
I like being a furry. I also like fandom-made content. I am 33, born in 1992. I'm just trying to live my best life.
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@gojiraspouse.bsky.social
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Even against other Kaiju?
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Ah, mirroring. This is how cats hang out.
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I call next!
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... Damn, then I got nothing.
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It also means loyalty and trust. Which I can extrapolate means that yeah, she knows what's up.
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Does it have to do with Wendy's? Or perhaps Pippy Longstocking? Also known as a cartoon that nobody remembers... QwQ
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Still listening to it. Working on the memes! For now, here's a couple I've made for this episode:
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Those red braids look very familiar....
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That's cute and all but I don't think bees understand signs like that
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Dude this image is so blurry, I can't even read the screenshot images that you shrunk down to put in there, And I am wearing my special reading glasses.
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Honestly in this particular instance, Doe reminds me of Stolas from Hellova Boss. The conversation starts out as a cute and sweet stroll but then immediately starts off-roading into some very explicit x-rated stuff.
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What a shame. 😭😭😭 I guess we're both alone.
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I see the theme and I must commend you. It's rather clever. You don't see a lot of Harlequin clown villains anymore.... I think I could probably name maybe three off the top of my head, if even that...
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The biggest strategy is that I'm not even joking. That literally stopped me from having nightmares. I literally have not had a single nightmare since I've learned to use the power of horny. Anyway, you know any single lesbian monsters? I think that might take my mind off of him. 😉
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Shout out to @tricitymonsters.com for liking my monsterfucker post LOL I see you 😏
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I still think about that night...*Sighs longingly* I never looked at Slenderman the same way ever again... I wish he'd come back... I miss his fangs in my shoulder, his claws in my hips, is girth filling me up....🥰🥰🥰
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Next thing I know, I hear someone trying to break in through the large window. My first thought is "But what if it was Slenderman?!"
My second thought was "yeah, but what if he was DTF?"
Next thing I know, I'm bent over a barrel getting my cannoli filled by slenderman's large pelvic tentacle.
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This also works for nightmares.
When I was living on my own, I had a nightmare where I was in my apartment, and I walked into the living room. At the time, I had a barrel, a large living room window, And I lived on the second floor. Trust me, it's relevant.
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So, the next time my sleep paralysis demon came around, I waited until he touched me and the moment he did I moaned "Harder, Daddy~"
I haven't had sleep paralysis since. Pretty sure I heard him say "Aw hell nah, fuck this, I quit!" In the 0.05 seconds it took me to wake up. 🤣🤣🤣
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I used to have sleep paralysis problems. But one day, I thought "They want me to be scared. They want me to not want to be touched. What if I deceive them into thinking I want it?"
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There's a "pearls before swine" joke to be made here somewhere...
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Cliffhangers are just her thing, I guess. So much so that I'm pretty sure that, if she had a theme song, it'll be Roundabout from JoJo's bizarre adventure.🤣
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"Slice of life" is a fetish now? Geez....we can't have nothin' in this economy!
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Update: it is literally illegal, and a use of excessive/deadly force. Bury that pig in paperwork, at minimum. At maximum he should go to prison for life and have his career as an officer revoked entirely.
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I really hope his body isn't literally lifeless, because it is illegal for a police officer to kill a non-violent protester. It is considered excessive/deadly force. Then again, when has the law ever stopped cops before? ACAB.
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I don't even know the character very well. I know they're from some game or other, but I know I want that fish stick inside of me. 😏😏😏
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*Gasps in awe of the cuteness* Fishie wif beans...🥰🥰🥰
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I both fear this and am intrigued by this. Please do.
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The happiest nipple tassel in the universe 🥰🥰🥰
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Well damn, since you challenged me...
Wait, my queen! I don't have your seat ready! *wipes my face clean with a moist towlette*
Okay, now, if you please. 🥰
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Oh, I want to do more than cover him~😏
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Do y'all see what I'm saying now?
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The ending of Lilo & Stitch was rewritten and is now significantly worse for it.
The ending of Artemis Fowl was rewritten and is now significantly worse for it.
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The best female character in Lilo & Stitch, Nani, has been entirely rewritten and is now significantly worse for it.
The best female character in Artemis Fowl, Officer Holly Short, was entirely rewritten and is now significantly worse for it.
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*jumps onto the roof Naruto-style and gets crushed to death by giant Kaiju titties*
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It drove home the fact that the more we divide people, the less unified we are, and the easier we are to be picked off until there's no one left.
And that's literally the MAGA playbook.