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The first day of summer being the longest day of the year is dogshit, the days start getting shorter tomorrow, summer is half gone. To solve this we must eliminate spring.

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I'm marrying some despicable trash fucker's perfect waifu. I took her away from you on purpose.

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Fun fact: Democratic women make up only 22% of the House of Representatives, but have submitted 52% of the 537 amendments to this heartless reconciliation package. We’re almost 20 hours into this rules debate and still bringing the heat 🔥 and the heart ❤️ to this fight!

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Looking back, I've explored 9 new countries over the last 13 months. Looking ahead, where would you recommend that was worthwhile, but you could see on a 2-3 day turnaround?

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Also the most enlightening part of this trip was coming back to my hotel and realizing I really would rather be at home just hanging out, minigolfing, or doing anything else with the gal I've been seeing...

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Personally, I think America should have more dolls 💅

submitted 57 days ago • 34 comments

Boomers get big mad seeing me in places they couldn't afford to get into til the end of their lives

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I'm convinced Colombians are scared of silence. It can be 2am in some rural Colombian village, and it's still fucking louder than Jakarta in rush hour. And the music, it's like every fucker is trying to play over each other.

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ME: eating a quarter inch slice of rosemary gouda and a mound of kimchi right before bed this is great. Im listening to my body. it must have needed this

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Manufacturing employs 11m, tourism 12m. #richkid #amateur

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Today marks the 250th anniversary of the battles of Lexington and Concord, which began the American Revolution. Our nation was founded on resistance to arbitrary authority and monarchical power. We built a democracy in the face of impossible odds. We must continue to protect it.

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. The resistance to women like AOC becoming president has nothing to do with policy. It’s about power, and who we’ve been conditioned to believe deserves to hold it. Let’s challenge that. Loudly. .

submitted 69 days ago • 43 comments

a bagel with scallion cream cheese has the power to change your entire life

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Sixteen hour shifts sound like shit, but I'm literally just playing BG3 & streaming Phish concerts.

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I’ve always been perplexed by people who need to leave the planet in order to realise how precious and beautiful it is.

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It’s 4am and this dude is in the airport singing loud af. Listen to this, man 😂

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En Zona Rosá, es 2AM. Lucharé contrar Díos para pad kra pow, no mas arepas 😭

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One of the wilder symptoms of America's lack of education is the rallying against "globalists". Get on a plane. Meet your neighbors. Folks need to touch grass in some foreign lands ffs.

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Girls may be processed into girlmeat, girlgore, girlblood, and girlbone; from the meat come girl-meals, so-called "girl dinner," and various other girlproducts such as girlsinew and girlfluids

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4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing

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Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.

submitted 81 days ago • 2473 comments

Taking applications for hot bitches that wanna come to Colombia for a serious bender

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The hardest part of being me is knowing its logistically possible to spend every weekend partying in a foreign country, but spending half my weekends at home.

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So important for the nation to move forward from the political violence that's taken hold. Filipinos deserve a government worthy of the people.

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Tired of having to deal with bad sensations of loss of control Want to submit to good sensations of loss of control instead

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💯🎯

submitted 111 days ago • 486 comments

thinking about hypnotic triggers designed to undermine and exploit someone's core personality. shy self-critical girl whose mouth won't stop complimenting her, talking about how sexy and fuckable she is well past the point where she's flushed and squirming in suppressed embarrassment

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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

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This is just one of thousands of harrowing stories told about the U.S. Government abandoning Americans abroad in the USAID shutdown. This is Benghazi times a million. 1/

submitted 135 days ago • 611 comments

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

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In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server. Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

submitted 143 days ago • 1517 comments

Whenever im in NYC, I laugh at how poor billionaires are. Cant go on a ride in the subway without a plan & a security team, can't enjoy a dive bar without it closing down to serve just them, cant enjoy a stroll in Central Park, because they're scared of us, the ones who really own America.

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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

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Does anyone have the hookup for quality louboutin bag dupes??? I'm really trying to save myself from the most expensive purse purchase of my life

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“The effect may be considerable in a few centuries” is a really remarkable sentence here…

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