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I was reading that NASA found rust on the Moon. And I’m thinking to myself - even the Moon is oxidising from burnout? There’s no air, no water, and yet it’s still rusting. If that’s not the most relatable science discovery, I don’t know what is.

Imagine being a president and thinking the best use of your platform is to insult Taylor Swift’s looks just because she doesn’t like you. Newsflash: reducing a woman’s worth to your petty opinion is fragile, narcissistic insecurity wrapped in a suit. Pathetic.

So this is the mood today. And I hate that it has come to this.

Some of you need to see this.

Proof of life. It’s been a little while.

It’s still technically summer here, and I’m excited that it’s cool enough for me to be wearing a sweater right now.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

The “Do not Disturb” function is like a comforting hug.

Yes, this is the way.

My hero.

I don’t want to go to the gym - can someone else do it for me please?

Here we are with our regular Monday morning garbage truck wake up call. This is proof that I’m not actually a Disney Princess.

That first mouthful of coffee each day is one of the biggest pleasures I’ll ever experience. Like eyes rolling in the back of my head pleasure. Yes I like coffee a lot.

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When I grow up I want to be a NASA scientist.

I have some news! I’ve been celebrating these milestones as I navigate my first year of this. Today I’m feeling very proud.

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

I think my life is just one side quest after another.