kimjames.bsky.social
Nonbinary and bi-gender. He/they. Older geek.
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Flower picking in the elven park. They're serious about the no walking on grass rule too.
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I think all those minions shooting back at the hero is using an opposite feat. Can't Hit the Side of the Barn : All of your shots are at disadvantage and cannot crit. On the other hand you have great endurance as in you can follow the hero anywhere.
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Gonna succckkk when you run into a tough pack of monsters.
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Cool. My favorite fish to eat would be catfish.
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It's cuddly but I don't think you can cook and serve that trout. Sorta remind me of the time grandfather would stop at a store for fish when he fail to get anything.
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If it's a fruitcake no one can eat enough of it to get fat.
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Nooo not that face! Too cute
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For some reason I thought of a moebius strip dungeon. It twist and turn and you can't find your way out.
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Wouldn't that be two monsters? Front of page and the back?
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Yay ordered. relevant as I just volunteer to help at pride week this month
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ooh burn
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Does he like cantaloupes?
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Hmm math means that final number get smaller. Don't yall means subtracting a negative number?
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Imagine Eowyn be his new favorite after she did in the witch king.
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Heh for me all they need is chocolate on sale. I'm gone.
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You are always a valid person. I'm a transgender person myself just starting out. Accepting oneself is always hard to do.
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Now wondering if I can use bluff to be an authority figure even if only temporally.
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Tell the cat go for another 45 minutes!
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That's great!
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Dunno first thing that come to mind for a necromancer would be lemme soak this item in some good quality blood and see if it recharge. Don't even have to be players. Monsters need to recharge items too.
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@redwyrm.bsky.social Forward to the kid dm.
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Yay here come that princess :)
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Poor cat. I bet she was so glad that first day the puppy wasn't much bigger than her.
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Heh heh I'm like can we go back to the monsters? Wait! What if the monsters are the only one hiring?
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Guessing hot pee freeze faster. My puppy never did want to go out in winter. She had this pitiful look hey let me back in where it's warm.
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Oh man. Here's hoping you find something,
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Already I got an idea of dressing a deer or similar into edible bits without all that tedious chopping up the meat.
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Go team dog nah the Moose legs team
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Just great for that strong barbarian who otherwise is clumsy.
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Goodness I thought Bernoulli would be as big as Bunsen lol. He'll get there. 2 months I bet
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Make milkshakes with ice cream. win win
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Maybe go back to counting hours instead of days?
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Hi the sorcerer with subtle spell would like to comment.
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Can he smell that gas?
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Well now congrats you just avoided a poison spit from that devil camel lol. Won't have to worry about spitting cobras either.
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You know magic item size and race size never did make sense to me. As it now is, a shortsword for medium size people automatically shrink for small size races? A reason this is a problem for me is say a human kid. That sword is huge for a kid but give it to the adult halfling, it become a shortsword
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Afraid I'm more of a Willie Nelson fan lol
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I see the swat swat paws game.
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Was it a moose leg? It doesn't count otherwise lol
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Schrodinger's cat. If only I hadn't gone in that stupid quantum box.
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Be sure to eat lot of chicken noodle soup.
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Happy birthday. 5 is the best age
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Dunno let look at Superman. Can't hurt him but he can be hurt by anything magical even a magic butter knife lol. Yeah I can see it go either way. Just be consistent.
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Reduce Item spell? :)
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Hmm well you know water can be toxic if you drink too much of it. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...
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Dang I wanted a blue cheese elemental so everyone can feel good about cleaning that sucker out.
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Just put a station at Yggdrasil. Go to all the realms of existence. If not well ok Sigil is the City of Doors.
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Hee just implied you're not lucky with copper coins or say one of those shells currency. Sorta like oh look there's a gold coin on the ground then get overcharged for bread at 50 coppers.
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Oh wait I misread that as Fiend Folio lol.
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Basically the dm is a deity so Monster DM or just Monster Deity? Somewhat sure they didn't trademark the dm part.