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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president

Pritzker calls for mass protests and disruption - “Republicans cannot know a moment of peace,” he says, swaying their portraits will one day be put in museums “reserved for tyrants and traitors”

in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems: “Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"

i'm watching a group of conservative law professors insist that there is a grand debate over birthright citizenship that somehow escaped generations of scholarship and only popped into existence after a right-wing president announced an effort to nullify the 14th amendment.

All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.

You might want to tune in to @booker.senate.gov because in about 35 minutes he’s going to make history (fuck Strom Thurmond’s racist wrinkly ass)

To anyone who is not clear: The First Amendment protected Rumeysa Ozturk when she published her op-ed. The same way it has protected me. Rule of law means that we should be treated equally.

The American tradition of former presidents just melting away into the set dressing once their done is a hindrance right now

When I said I was worried about Tyranny I meant the government doing mild health insurance reform. I have no problem with them illegally snatching and disappearing people

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

You ever think about how Republican voters never need to urgently call their representatives out of fear that they're gonna collectively support the Democratic party agenda for no explicable reason? Must be nice!

You know who wouldn’t do this imbecilic nonsense? JB Pritzker

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

MTA to Feds: Drop dead

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

Bookmark it because I'm curious to see how it goes, but I think there is a real risk of Democrats being hit with a Tea Party-esque insurgency in 2026. Not in terms of a "burn it all down with lunatics" mentality, but more of a "our lawmakers are badly out of sync with our base".

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

AOC going from vague left-NIMBY to actively self-IDing as YIMBY is when I went from “she’s a charismatic young progressive, cool!” to “give this woman an army” I think. Consequential policy issue where she did the reading and became an advocate for the better option even in the face of some headwind

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

[going through the desert] ME: what’s your name? HORSE: don’t have one ME: I’m gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not

Massive away win for the little fella.

Dems beat Trump by a lot more in 2020 than he beat us in 2024, and the GOP didn't hand-wring about the need to find common ground with us. They treated us like enemies of the entire country and a critical mass of voters were convinced. "We need to compromise and accommodate" is not the lesson here.

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

Counterpoint: Jeffries is a spineless toady who stands for nothing other than NYC machine politics and whose most notable accomplishment to date is losing the Dems a bunch of seats and a chance at the majority. bsky.app/profile/joel...

I WANT an echo chamber. If I could pull a lever which meant I never had to hear a conservative again id pull it out of the gearbox. What is wrong with you

Hey! 👋🏽 I’m back. Is anyone still here or seeing this?

Oh, so I should “just vote for the only viable non-fascist candidate”? Like some lib?

We are the pro-choice & the pro-life party.

Biden being a great president who did what was best to beat the fascists will cause him to be remembered very well.

NEW STANCIL FOR HOUSE OFFICIAL POSITION: I will work to gerrymander the living hell out of Minnesota until the GOP and Supreme Court cry uncle and decide we need nonpartisan redistricting after all. I’m serious: no unilateral surrender

"three men and adena," braugher, kyle secor and moses gunn in the box, is still just about the best hour of tv you could ever hope for

"Communication is important in a relationship" is one of those bad ideas people like to repeat because it sounds good. But if you think about it the more you communicate the more likely you are to piss each other off. The only sure path to enduring happiness is to stay completely silent