kjpblu.bsky.social
A proud 🇨🇦. Come for the snark, stay for the poutine. #ElbowsUp
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Correct answer? Nope. Sorry eh.
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The deal with Canada 🇨🇦 is in the bag!
Oh wait, breaking news … not so much.
lol.
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Confirmed. No shits given.
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Or … don’t log on. 😢
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Nothing like a good old fashion flag erection.
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Two predictions:
1. The phones (if they happen) will be made in China.
2. Bankruptcy #7.
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🎶 The Spinners:
I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died
When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too
But how I cried over losing you
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As previously mentioned, I tend to agree with @justinwolfers.bsky.social.
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Serious question, is that the hand X used to give daddy a black eye? A strong left!
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This has a NASCAR, can't look away, crack-up feel to it.
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He's up to the second knuckle in his west wing.
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I cantaloupe, I'm already married. 😜
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Probably discussing custody of Mrs. Miller. 🤔
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And Shatner was the *true* Canadian. Musk just used Canada to illegally enter the US.
😜
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Don’t send him back to Canada. 😠 We don’t want him.
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Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?
Asking for a friend.
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Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?
Asking for a friend.
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Snowflakes … all of them!
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Our final offer.
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Tough negotiator. Now for our counter offer, we’ll give you some Ketchup chips, a small box of Smarties, a red Robertson screwdriver and a toque.
Take it or leave it.
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To be fair, he’s been very busy with that egg price thing. 😜
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But his explanation of groceries was impeccable.
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Not a cult.
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We are building a big, beautiful virtual wall and guess who is going to pay for it?
#TravelCanada
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
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Ahh, the old “the rapist said I shouldn’t have worn that short skirt” excuse.
Snowflakes. The whole bunch of them.
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We are building a virtual wall and guess who is going to pay for it?
#Elbowup
#Never51
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Congratulations Governor!
As my father used to say: “when the schoolyard bully pokes you in the chest and demands your ham sandwich, your only response should be to break his finger. Or else be prepared to give him your ham sandwich and your cookie tomorrow”.
#ElbowUp.
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“Let’s do the time warp again”
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What could go wrong? 🤷♂️
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Dear Mr. Lutnick: F#ck off.
Thank you.
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Oh but the parade for dear leader’s birthday would make up for it. 😜
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Trump: “I want a parade for my birthday. And some big beautiful army men too”.
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Math is hard.
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Military parades are on sale at Walmart. Aisle 17, right beside the empty doll shelf.
Count your blessings America. So much winning.
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What ever happened to a willing buyer and a willing seller? Or have things changed at the Wharton Business School? Or did his bone spurs act up that day and he missed Econ 100?
Wait till he learns about supply and demand. Mind blown. 🤯
Sheesh.
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“More babies, fewer dolls.”
The campaign slogan for the ages.
Congratulations America.
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Welcome to the resistance NPR and PBS! Stand tall and #ElbowsUp.
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Yup. One ring-dingy, two ring-dingy.
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In related news: a Florida bridge and swamp salesman make millions selling to maga.
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Nope. Never.
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
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In related news: the Emperor has no clothes. Film at 11.
On second thought, scrap the film.
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I used get the same report card: kjp talks too much and isn’t living up to his potential.
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lol. He's the Rodney Dangerfield of politics.
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Thoughts and prayers. 🙏
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I will make myself available from 2:00 pm to 3:00 pm EST.
You’re welcome.
Make Canada Pope Again.
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Good News: with changes to child labour laws, they will be available to pick your tomatoes in 14 years and nine months. Prices will fall bigly.
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To be perfectly clear, we ain’t paying for that shit. Sorry, not sorry.
And oh, by the way, I’m not crossing the border again until he’s gone.
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Umm, I guess China, Russia, Australia and Canada are making the rules first. Get in line bub. Thank you google.
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Dear Senator:
I’ll give you some free advice for the next time. The longer you let a bully steal your lunch money, the harder it gets to stop him. You could have said no when he came down the escalator. You had the power to stop him and you chose not to.
I don’t feel sorry for you.
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