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People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

Cory Booker now the second longest speech in history. Once he surpasses 7:19pm est, he’ll be the longest on record UNTIL they remove him from the list cause of DEI …

#rubio

HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen

I taught the poem “The New Colossus” today. The irony was not lost.

Don't you know it.

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde Hero.

Vivek Ramaswamy never thought….🐆

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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

Tomorrow we celebrate Black Americans: MLK Malcolm X Travon Martin Breonna Taylor Eric Garner Tamir Rice Kendrick Johnson George Floyd Emmett Till Korryn Gaines Laquan McDonald Freddy Gray Michael Brown Ahmaud Arbery Booker T Washington W. E. B. Du Bois Ta’Kiya Young Thurgood Marshall Not Trump

To me, Monday is solely about the legacy of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

AOC: “We are on the eve of an authoritarian administration.” 🇺🇸

"[Elon] knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. IS THAT A FUCKING CONFESSION??? h/t: @acyn.bsky.social

A confession?

Pass it on. Text your friends, family, and neighbors.

You guys may not be aware of it but there’s a silent struggle being fought between my competing desires to remain in bed, my need for coffee, and my urge to pee.

This is gonna be fun…

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write "if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha." Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to other people)

The 39th President of the United States, Democrat, Jimmy Carter has passed away, 100 years old. Carter was the 2002 Nobel Peace Prize awardee; a philanthropist around the world; & achieved some of the highest morals/ethics in the office of president, even putting his peanut farm in a blind trust.

Welcome to Heaven, Jimmy Carter.

Happy Festivus!

Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.

Who made this?

Thread: We’re on Team Joe Do Whatever The Fuck You Want

star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”

🎶 "Tonight we’re gonna party like it's 1599." 🎶 - Heritage Foundation theme song

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Over a million Americans died. How many more lives will be lost this time around?

Graffiti in a women’s restroom in Baltimore. No lies detected.

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

One comfort I take from history… no matter how bad it gets, there is a stubborn group of good people willing to help others survive it. And eventually, the light shines again.

Anyone else binging their comfort sitcoms to survive the sense of doom? Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, New Girl, and The Good Place for me