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I am a mechanical man. new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab56epejdpe bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
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So when’s the good bit of your 40s

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Skeet home Alabama.

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She’s done the impossible, achieving what many thought they’d never see- the vaunted 969! Congratulations to @imwintersmom.bsky.social on this once in a lifetime achievement!

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NEEDNEEDNEEDNEEDNEED

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I bet GI Robot would be having a lot of fun if he was real these days

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@jasonchampton.bsky.social and #skycards folks - There’s a North American b-25 Mitchell over DC right now!

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Hello, Customer Cervix, how can I birth you

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It’s the Consumer Financial Protections Bureau’s duty to protect that Consumer Financially Protected Booty

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

My idea of spontaneity is cleaning my house in a different order than I normally would so no, I do not think I’ll be accepting your last minute invitation.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Getting a tattoo of a 1997 Honda CR-V with the words “Car Guy” so mechanics will see it and think I am a car guy and won’t try to rip me off.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Old and busted: flicking the bean. New hotness: making clitter-clatter.

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

I like you but not pin your feed to my profile like you, like you.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

jar jar is the voice of reason in this political climate

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Café. Typing at a clip on my laptop, when someone sat exactly 2.75” too close to me on the bench so obviously I did some peripheral scanning, & clocked the lilac linen pants, & immediately realized it was my arch rival, preppy with a neck tattoo, who I hoped had died/been sucked into hell.

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Electromechanical engineers follow the right hand rules of love

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Canada now knows what it's like to live upstairs from a crackhead

submitted 6 hours ago • 26 comments

Morning, folks. Just doing some early morning animation and getting the ol' nodes limber. #Blender #GeometryNodes #MotionGraphics

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

HeeeyYAY are you disrespecting cheese? Ya gotta keep that knife serrated

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Found some gummy bears ensnared in my pubic thatch, so now I have a nice, mid-morning snack.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Pronouncing it “qWHopper” repeatedly in the drive thru to see what type of weird looks I get when I pick up my order

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There’s not a lot of trans representation in telegraphs.

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It is scary to be a woman in 2025 open.substack.com/pub/sonsofli...

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You look like someone who would eat bananas for the shape

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

Bro, if you were a Reddit comment, I’d downvote you so hard.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOO!!!

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Only liking posts that make me the 13th heart today

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Hanging out with an alien, trying to explain that we organize our society using a game with tokens we trade for goods & services and try to collect, and how this empowers the biggest idiots who eagerly employ any cruelty to acquire more, and he's making this weird noise I'll interpret as laughter.

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MY WARRIORS! THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF COPS AT PROTESTS AND TO POUR MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR TEAR GAS. PLEASE DO NOT DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD MESSAGES TELLING PEOPLE TO DO THOSE THINGS.

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

The guy at the corner store told me to “have a nice day” so I told him I have a boyfriend.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments