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They say we are all children of god and Stephen Miller is proof that we don’t get to choose which one

submitted 12 hours ago • 12 comments

"Microplastics" is just the English word for "midi-chlorians." Ingest as many as you possibly can if you want to save the Galaxy

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Next time you're in a mob facing down a line of heavily armed U.S. Marines, just remember; ALL Marines enjoy hugs, long slow kisses & homemade snacks to make up for the rations their worthless commands forgot to order for them. Attack with LOVE! It will totally F with their heads!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I guess ANYTHING can seem like an emergency if you're already a paranoid psychotic with a thin grip on reality

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I've thought, felt, known and acted as such since 2015. I mean, no dog or pets in the white house etc etc. #Taco #Loser #DonTheCon #AmericasBiggestLoserFamily

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The BEST thing about Trump complaining endlessly about TACO is that it can now it can ALSO mean Trump ALWAYS Complains, Obviously

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, about that 25th amendment…

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

"Let's start a club for evil, corrupt men willing to ruin innocent people's lives for our own political ambitions!" "Great!"

submitted 17 days ago • 426 comments

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"Let cash registers ring!"

submitted 17 days ago • 426 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 107 comments

📌The Cabinet of the United States of America is a collection of the worst, most incompetent morons in history, and we are supposed to just suffer through it as if it was just another cloudy day.

submitted 24 days ago • 1029 comments

It's so beautiful that it can only come out in the middle of the night, kinda like a vampire

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

More of the “Republicans Big and Beautiful “Bullshit Bill.”

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Can I get a #MAYBEuscorpus?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

We're gonna replace that old Latin junk with a brand-NEW MAGA principle we're calling MaybeUs-Corpses, where we just go ahead & kill everyone we don't like the looks of!

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submitted 26 days ago • 518 comments

Just yelling 'Thank you for your attention to this matter' to no one in particular lmao

submitted 28 days ago • 56 comments

If America doesn't #8647DonaldTrump then it's like we're just ASKING for #100666 (100% Antichrist)

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

submitted 29 days ago • 19 comments

Fuck it we're doing American Thunderdome now!!- Two Illegals enter, one U.S. CITIZEN leaves!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Some people will fall for ANYTHING if you buy them their own personal 747 aircraft!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The kids on Tumblr know what's what

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

One of life's cruel tricks is teaching you "ignorance is bliss" 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 you are no longer ignorant

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submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

just saw a great @pantspants.bsky.social comic and remembered the time he did this for one of my posts, what a legend

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

I don't know about the new Pope if someone with the clout of Catturd doesn't approve🥴

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

submitted 38 days ago • 1553 comments

think of the cartoonists

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

those fighter jets fell in love with submarines. like romeo and juliet

submitted 40 days ago • 22 comments

Complete that goal of cheating on your wife at EVERY White Lotus resort, just leave us alone!!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Fear and Loathing in General

submitted 41 days ago • 17 comments

Complete that goal of cheating on your wife at EVERY White Lotus resort, just leave us alone!!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours

submitted 41 days ago • 149 comments