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BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers

How can all you America-hatin' libtards argue with #HighPoleNumbers like THAT!

He has TWO Ginormous new flagpoles. Beat THAT, Obama! #HighPoleNumbers

Why waste time and $$$ sending soldiers to the Middle East when there are so many unguarded federal buildings for them to stand around wasting time and $$ right HERE at home!

ALL OF THIS just to brag about his "Pole Numbers" being higher than any other President in HISTORY! #HighPoleNumbers

In a live interview, RFK Jr. says he feels "About the same as usual" after Biohazard Lab Visit that hospitalized Noem

They say we are all children of god and Stephen Miller is proof that we don’t get to choose which one

"Microplastics" is just the English word for "midi-chlorians." Ingest as many as you possibly can if you want to save the Galaxy

Next time you're in a mob facing down a line of heavily armed U.S. Marines, just remember; ALL Marines enjoy hugs, long slow kisses & homemade snacks to make up for the rations their worthless commands forgot to order for them. Attack with LOVE! It will totally F with their heads!

Well, I guess ANYTHING can seem like an emergency if you're already a paranoid psychotic with a thin grip on reality

I've thought, felt, known and acted as such since 2015. I mean, no dog or pets in the white house etc etc. #Taco #Loser #DonTheCon #AmericasBiggestLoserFamily

The BEST thing about Trump complaining endlessly about TACO is that it can now it can ALSO mean Trump ALWAYS Complains, Obviously

Yeah, about that 25th amendment…

"Let's start a club for evil, corrupt men willing to ruin innocent people's lives for our own political ambitions!" "Great!"

"Let cash registers ring!"

📌The Cabinet of the United States of America is a collection of the worst, most incompetent morons in history, and we are supposed to just suffer through it as if it was just another cloudy day.

It's so beautiful that it can only come out in the middle of the night, kinda like a vampire

More of the “Republicans Big and Beautiful “Bullshit Bill.”

Can I get a #MAYBEuscorpus?

We're gonna replace that old Latin junk with a brand-NEW MAGA principle we're calling MaybeUs-Corpses, where we just go ahead & kill everyone we don't like the looks of!

Just yelling 'Thank you for your attention to this matter' to no one in particular lmao

If America doesn't #8647DonaldTrump then it's like we're just ASKING for #100666 (100% Antichrist)

we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

Fuck it we're doing American Thunderdome now!!- Two Illegals enter, one U.S. CITIZEN leaves!

Some people will fall for ANYTHING if you buy them their own personal 747 aircraft!

The kids on Tumblr know what's what

One of life's cruel tricks is teaching you "ignorance is bliss" 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 you are no longer ignorant

just saw a great @pantspants.bsky.social comic and remembered the time he did this for one of my posts, what a legend

I don't know about the new Pope if someone with the clout of Catturd doesn't approve🥴

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

think of the cartoonists