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koni.lol
My life revolves around installing Windows 98 and injuring myself on 90s PC cases.
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Parasite becomes aggressive. Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased. Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.

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there is a light that never goes out and morrissey’s dad won’t shut the fuck up about it

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment

I've watched Star Wars and I don't understand how you're supposed to know how to treat the different creatures. Is the weird guy making noises the mayor of this town or do I ride him like a horse. Or perhaps... both...

submitted 4 days ago • 40 comments

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

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submitted 8 days ago • 64 comments

We made a comic about the first telephone.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Atari 800 XL. I still have it.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

[at dinner party] Guest: We are on the verge of living in a tyrannical society. Me, trying to impress everyone: Yes I agree. But I hope the T-Rex isn’t the only dinosaur to back a comeback.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

another hidden/externalized cost and form of theft in AI is the bots for Meta etc are blowing up site hosting charges of pages they're looting for information to take credit for. profits go to meta and others, made possible by costs spread to all the operators of sites they're crawling to steal from

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

My main "tech" project for the entire summer of 2024 was... a Windows 98 computer. My main "tech" project for the entire winter of 24/25 was... a 486 PC My main "tech" project for the entire summer of 2025 is... an Apple IIe Modern tech isn't exciting. Its annoying. Its shit. I hate it now.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna bake these and then walk around New York with one slice in each hand going “now dis is da real New York right here”

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submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Very cool. #australianmade

submitted 38 days ago • 509 comments

i really hope i get the job because it’s not like i can put this thing back in my butler

submitted 38 days ago • 15 comments

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

submitted 39 days ago • 822 comments

Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"

submitted 74 days ago • 60 comments

Like all Good Honest Americans who dream of a brighter future, I enjoy ICE* in my drink** *Immigration and US Customs Enforcement agents **slang for the sea or ocean

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

submitted 43 days ago • 323 comments

Ugh, I keep writing Pope Francis on all my tithes!

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

Great thread

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

“sorry about the nazi salute i was drunk driving” is a hall of famer

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

maybe the young men of the world should just try smiling more

submitted 50 days ago • 10 comments

Middle aged Jesus turns sparkling water into White Claws

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

If you expose someone’s hypocrisy, they instantly take 2d6 psychic damage and must discard one item from their inventory at random

submitted 55 days ago • 17 comments

Some random guy: I got doom to run on my old calculator AI bro: using a giant data center and enough power to run a small city we got doom to kinda run at 3 fps for 10 seconds

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Mopheads

submitted 56 days ago • 45 comments

Who remembers the original NFT

submitted 57 days ago • 14 comments

Just think how bad the first 4 Maroons must've been

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

it will take approximately 21 years to pay back the student loan debt incurred for the marketing degree that resulted in this sign

submitted 57 days ago • 10 comments

when you know the movie bout to be ass

submitted 57 days ago • 12 comments