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Counterpoint, I trust Costco more than the government

Stanley Cup game 2 going to double OT, game 3 will go to triple OT, etc etc

This has significant implications for Mario lore

we can't afford to house you or feed you but we can afford a special police robot to yell at you from the sky

the 2025 Atlanta Braves experience

Oilers in 7, let's go

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

this shit is getting ridiculous, man. i'm ready to throw hands with whoever is running the spam call center

Well, time to root for Edmonton I guess

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consumption in 2025: being unable to play a single player game with no multiplayer capabilities because my internet being out revoked the license. i love owning stuff

Biggest moment in Kennesaw State history, other than that time Messi practiced there

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

Holy shit

RIP canes, holy hell. that's brutal man

thinking once again about The Most Wrong Tweet Ever

once you sit through a 28-3 there’s no point in lying to yourself anymore

Love all the technology making our lives better

I love how much Anthony Edwards does not understand that there are cameras and mics on him at all times

“Drag a City” would be a great podcast concept and I am prepared to do a tight forty on Nashville and even throw in a Prize Picks read

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

The adult converts are furious, never listen to adult converts

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

[Vox executive pulls out printout during layoffs meeting] "See, I don't even know who this is"

Sex and the City

hooty hoo

A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.

when i say that there was a venture capitalist conspiracy against american democracy i cannot express how literal i am being

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Pope Francis has asked to be buried wearing his Michigan football helmet.

digital communities are portable if you build and nurture them right over time. you can pack your stuff up and move away from a bad place and the community will come along (and help you pack)

FOLKS,

One more for the Owls, and justice for Coach Bo

Hooty mf hoo

Aye fucking yo?????? TOP 20 KENNESAW STATE LET'S GOOOOOO

1099 is great but Irresistible Ribs Special took me out entirely