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Tired: Me Wired: My kids

One thing I hope the Leafs replicate from this season is the inexplicable collapse of the Bruins

Planning a national holiday the day after a Leafs game 7 was a good decision

You're gonna need to score if you wanna win a game/series/cup

Clock sure is moving slow today

I'm sorry Rantanen did what? Good lord

I guess I didn't hallucinate that Leafs win. Cool

Who's making Caesars? I need mine spicy

8 o'clock?! Who's responsible?!

Non-Heinz ketchup is like non-Coke cola. It's terrible

Sheldon Keefe was eliminated in round 1 while the Maple Leafs advanced. Science has proven he was the problem all along.

*sidles into Pacioretty supporters section* I have been here the whole time

Bill earning his pay

They mock us, do these hockey gods

If the Leafs win tonight and get swept in round 2, Marner will have played 67 playoff games as a Leaf. That seems like fate.

RIP habs

To help rile up Montreal ahead of tonight's game, I offer the following: Poutine is good with any cheese and any gravy and it's all poutine regardless of the choice. Game on

I didn't come into this playoff series with any hope that the Leafs could or would stave off complete and utter career defining humiliation but I'd say they have precisely one shot left to do it.

Imagine running 2 cults at once

Happy NHL Playoffs Without Political Ads Day to all who celebrate

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