krevmhshorn.bsky.social
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27, He/him, Adult Writer. I rarely use this for self-promo. I will occasionally rant about music. I will also show up weirdly often in sports discourse.
AI chuds gargle my greasy nads. Singal followers catch this block.
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Really liked Between Two Fires! Didn't remotely go the way I expected.
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Bruce Harrell isn't on the same planet of bad as Cuomo, but I do not like him and he is extremely vulnerable!!!
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(Walking into the Space Tailor)
"There's a younger man in my life, I need him so horny he cries."
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Vala and Amidala both rocking the 'give the young men around them fits' collar. Something in the water in early 00s sci-fi.
(bring it BACK)
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My goddamn hands are shaking, that's how back we are!
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We have never been more bsck
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Oh, AI has my same kind of freak.
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The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
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I agree, but we also like to make it seem like we have some higher understanding of something without getting into specifics. We'll even make statements that make it sound like we're disagreeing while reiterating basically your exact point. You see?
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Storm is always maximum pretty
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I wore a brat shirt to Chat Pile and am now trying to wear a Chat Pile shirt to Charli.
Brat Pile, if you will
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My wife...
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It's him or Miles Davis for me. Iconoclastic bandleaders who were able to play both the chart game and the critical one. Both evolved and explored a bunch of different sounds, both had 'down periods' that outshine other artists' peaks. Both have AT LEAST three albums that are 10/10.
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He's the greatest musician the US ever produced, let alone Minneapolis.
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Gently, like hamburger
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Mortuary Runoff
Bludgeoned Prisoners
Feline Hysterectomy
Geriatric Sodomites
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Born and raised on them. I've never even SEEN the theatricals.
My dad is a huge nerd.
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Don't want to get too into it too early, but it's a dating sim about changing the world with the power of love. Also, you have intercourse with women.
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She-Her Ohtani was right there, man!
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At my earliest cumvenience?
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NUTS LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CUMTROL
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Anyway, uh... 'emergency' comms open?