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Dear @startribune.com "Trans rights" are not "an issue." Trans rights are human rights because trans people are people. Calling trans people's fight to have their inalienable civil and human rights recognized and defended "an issue" is quite literally de-humanizing.

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You don’t need a think tank to figure this out. Every single person in the world wants to be safe and comfortably afford housing, groceries, and healthcare. It’s really that simple.

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I just found this thanks to @emilylhauser.bsky.social . We used to check out DVDs for movies and shows from our library. So happy I can do that again!

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Respect those kind of people

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Sorry, I don't know algebra. When I was in eighth grade, a guy posed as a substitute teacher and made my class into a rock group so he could win a local battle of the bands. They made a movie about it, but they left out all the inappropriate touching.

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if you’re letting someone live rent-free in your head, can you at least make them pay for utilities

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To tap a familiar sign — M4L is SO MUCH SMALLER than the footprint they’ve been assigned in the media. It is several handfuls of violently online trash heaps with bad extensions and worse manners and that is ALL

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Used a thing that tells you your celebrity lookalike using photos and ~incredible AI tech~, only for it to say I look like Ana de Armas & Kat Dennings So basically the same as the bodega guy saying you look like Winona Ryder bc she too is a white girl with dark hair

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the humidity level is…chewable

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The sad thing, you don’t need to see the picture. These two sentences apply to basically everything these days.

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With the New York Times continuing its attack on trans people, I wrote about its failures and how Azeen Ghorayshi has led the charge to weaponize their coverage against the trans community and launder anti-trans talking points into the mainstream. www.thedissident.news/the-new-york...

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Someone called Marjorie Taylor Greene a walking talking pair of truck nuts.

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Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

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Does anyone know if the guy who came up with the phrase, "One Hit Wonder," ever came up with any other phrases?

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Has anyone asked why ICE is doing DEA and SEC work?

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Do people still use Illustrator? Do people still use file extensions?

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Slathered with mayonnaise and sprinkled with ground ancho chilies and Tajin.

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"Try this vegan butter recipe!" It's goddamn BEANS. Stop calling that BUTTER. Just eat your bean toast.

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First tornado warning of the season. First one in a while which feels real, too, and not just “there’s a tornado somewhere on the other side of the county”.

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No more masked ICE agents. Unmask the terrorists.

submitted 23 hours ago • 198 comments

I’m holding out for the adventures of undead Clara Oswald and the undying Ashildur.

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You know who you are: If you think you suffer from the Imposter Sydrome, the reality is that you might actually be an imposter.

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cat cafe

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From the New York Times, a 5 part podcast ignoring their own role in fomenting a moral panic targeting trans youth.

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Check Engine xkcd.com/3096/

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"We will respond in a time, place, and manner of our choosing. We have top men working on it right now." "Who?" "Top...men."

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Ahhh, how "cute"🤬 All these folks saying "we shouldn't have Pride month if we can't devote a month to Veterans": If you actually gave a crap, you would have celebrated them all May, during Military Appreciation Month, and again in November, during Military Family Appreciation Month. You don't.

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Adding the word ‘fucking’ to your Google search query disables the unwanted AI summary at the top of the results page.

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Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈 No matter who is in the White House, I will always celebrate, defend and lift up our LGBTQ+ community.

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Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

submitted 3 days ago • 45 comments

starting a b&b called “my mom’s house” where you can come stay, i provide lots of comfort, a decent dinner, and just a few comments to gently poke at your deepest insecurities, then make you brownies

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There’s nothing irrational about being angry at this.

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Been awhile since I did this talk, but I saw some particularly egregious examples today, so it’s time for… drumroll please DON’T TRUST THE PLANT TAG 2025

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