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krisholcomb.bsky.social
Furry, photographer, furry photographer. Patreon.com/RascalTempleton https://ko-fi.com/kristopherholcomb
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Anyone wanna give me $5,000 to help get my mortgage principal below $300,000? Lol, but seriously though, that would be nice.

GO GET YOUR FUCKING PASSPORTS

In a furry world, would dog furries go to jail, or would they get sent to the pound? Pound Puppies better not be a gang!

"How are we going to get modern kids into Shakespeare??" "Furries."

“You missed. I missed too.”

My name is John Connor and I have seen evil! I have seen horror! I have the unholy maggots which feast upon the dark recesses of the human soul! And today I see myself firing up my Windows 8.1 Dell computer in order to do something with it.

If I ever get kinds, I’m going to instill in them the fear of a certain civet. “Stay away from her kids! She’ll wag her finger at you for making fun of her in sheer disappointment!”

When you go broke paying the bills and stuff because roommates are kind of late and short on everything. Because California is hilariously expensive.

Something occurred to me. When Marty was using the DeLorean to get away from the Libyans, they were effectively shooting at a nuclear reactor. Imagine if they had blown it up with the RPG.

For your phone back ground

If I had the money, I'd buy this camera and a whole lot of film just to make a film I've been wanting to do forever. www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/17...

Guy tried to shrug his hands at me as he ran a stop sign. No, no, that’s not how driving works.

“I’m am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to have an attorney present.” Then you shut the fuck up.

Me whenever I watch the news. youtu.be/vUcO8qo0rUQ?...

I need to start a mom bow dessert vixen mom club! Hey, @vore.wine! I have an idea!

The Check Engine light came on on my car. I kind of wish I had a smoke machine because it’s probably an evap code.

Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog

Don’t just slide into my DMs with “Hi!” Hi ain’t no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in Hi? English, mother skritcher! Do you speak it?

After the work day I had, I’m channeling my inner Dorothy Zbornack

Forgot I can probably post tiktoks here. Made a silly flipnote about the mailman Dragonite #flipnote #pokemon #art #animation

Mood

Periodic reminder that every day is STFU Friday Also, sharing the location of cops in the public performance of their jobs is ironclad First Amendment-protected expression If you're concerned something you've said has you on the Government's radar, call your lawyer instead of posting through it

Me at a furry convention: The elevator line is taking forever. I can walk up to the 25th floor easily, right?

I’m thinking about this time I went fursuiting in downtown on Halloween, and this guy just shoved his baby into me. Kick the baby! It’s a joke, relax.

“Revenge does wonders for the will to live, don’t you think?”

This is an awful situation for @slopesgameroom.bsky.social to be in. If anyone can help. Please drop him a message.

The importance of ther tear gas defuser

I passed the A+ core 2. I just need the Core 1 and the Network+.

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