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My personal robot says I’m innocent, so there

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

How many of these very online people have failed to notice that these stunted dorks call one another pedophiles every time something doesn’t go their way. It’s the worst thing they can think of, that’s why they say it, the end

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

submitted 21 hours ago • 60 comments

I am getting tired of saying this but I keep sporadically hearing from people things like your life has no substantively changed since trump retook power, bitch yes it has I have a conscience and I wake up mad every day fuck You lol.

submitted 1 day ago • 116 comments

One of my most thrilling adventures was when I was The Man Without a Phone

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like anyone asking this question has not dealt with a family member in active addiction who has kids.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I suppose if my father’s family had involved me in his funeral or told me where his grave is (presuming they provided him with one) or had set aside something of his for me to keep as a remembrance, I would probably just find something else to gripe about

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Hell yes

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

god forbid a woman does anything

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

You are responsible for keeping meticulous attendance records for this class. Here is the list of 36 students, arranged in no discernible order

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Eating the food truck gyro outside challenge utterly failed. I may have to go home for a change of clothes

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t remember if this was originally a Life in Hell gag, but in 20 years of teaching college students, “kid who looks/dresses like he/she is 50 years old” has never once failed to be a useful mnemonic for any class

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Rage Against The Machine (1992 Epic Records)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like “wasn’t he such a good dentist? he’s in prison now”

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments