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I’m now that person who can’t leave B&Q without flowers. It took 41 years, but we made it lads waaaaay

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Dave syndrome has hit me hard, lads. I’m too Scottish for this heat, send help and mair Irn-Bru

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My plan is to live in the garden all summer under a parasol, armed with an iced coffee and a sarcastic expression. As is the custom of my people

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My son can get past the baby gate and baby proofing now. The illusion of control is over, lads

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This feud is so delicious Ryan Murphy’s already pitched it FX. Evan’s ordering fake tan

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Every tweet I read from the billionaire Mean Girls is giving Real Housewives of Washington D.C energy. This is the drama I need to get me through Friday

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Holy shit, look what the Guardian did. They changed it "Transgender people must accept a perceived reduction in their rights after the supreme court decision on gender because they “have been lied to over many years” about what their rights actually were..>"

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It’s gonna be a great day

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Today in 'just slam the coffin lid down now'... I heard All The Small Things in a Marks & Spencers fashion ad. It's all over, lads. We're getting planted.

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🎵 NO NOTHING GOOD STARTS IN A GETAWAY CAR 🎵 (Yes, I am celebrating that Taylor got her masters back!)

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Is that Keefe from Righteous Gemstones? #Eurovision

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This thicc Danish duchess of dance has won me over #eurovision

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There is your queen, and we all know what she's serving #Eurovision

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Justyna is the dragonborn #Eurovision #FusRoDah

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Techno dominatrix ftw #Eurovision

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Yes, Iceland. This is the mad, silver, boppy stuff we want #Eurovision

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Ballads = kettle on #Eurovision

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Sometimes I miss the booze #Eurovision

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This is three separate songs being sung at once doon the karaoke #Eurovision

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The UK entry dressed like they ordered Disney princesses affy Temu #Eurovision

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Leon Kennedy curtains are making a comeback, lads #eurovision

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When you touch me I breathe agaaaaain #eurovision

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Eurovision. Wow me

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I’ve already done 5 laundry loads today. Thanks, weather

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RFK Jr feels like the sort of person the X-Men should be fighting

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“Daddy, your patter is chronic!” That’s my son, that is.

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An Easter weekend of memories made with my son and what did he tell the nursery? "I saw stinky trash outside!"

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jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:

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Years of telling us we’re more than our biology… PSYCHE! To my trans and non-binary brothers and sisters, I’m just so sorry. We fight on, let us carry some mental burden today, rest and know you’re loved.

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The UK’s biological determinism is showing again. What a sad little island, Jane

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Me seeing a person writing a column for a newspaper complaining about being no platformed

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My son has reached the stage where the word fart is the pinnacle of comedy. He made himself cackle thinking he’d come up with the pun “lolliPLOP” the other night, priceless

I’m now that person who can’t leave B&Q without flowers. It took 41 years, but we made it lads waaaaay

Dave syndrome has hit me hard, lads. I’m too Scottish for this heat, send help and mair Irn-Bru

My plan is to live in the garden all summer under a parasol, armed with an iced coffee and a sarcastic expression. As is the custom of my people

My son can get past the baby gate and baby proofing now. The illusion of control is over, lads

This feud is so delicious Ryan Murphy’s already pitched it FX. Evan’s ordering fake tan

Every tweet I read from the billionaire Mean Girls is giving Real Housewives of Washington D.C energy. This is the drama I need to get me through Friday

Holy shit, look what the Guardian did. They changed it "Transgender people must accept a perceived reduction in their rights after the supreme court decision on gender because they “have been lied to over many years” about what their rights actually were..>"

It’s gonna be a great day

Today in 'just slam the coffin lid down now'... I heard All The Small Things in a Marks & Spencers fashion ad. It's all over, lads. We're getting planted.

🎵 NO NOTHING GOOD STARTS IN A GETAWAY CAR 🎵 (Yes, I am celebrating that Taylor got her masters back!)

Is that Keefe from Righteous Gemstones? #Eurovision

This thicc Danish duchess of dance has won me over #eurovision

There is your queen, and we all know what she's serving #Eurovision

Justyna is the dragonborn #Eurovision #FusRoDah

Techno dominatrix ftw #Eurovision

Yes, Iceland. This is the mad, silver, boppy stuff we want #Eurovision

Ballads = kettle on #Eurovision

Sometimes I miss the booze #Eurovision

This is three separate songs being sung at once doon the karaoke #Eurovision

The UK entry dressed like they ordered Disney princesses affy Temu #Eurovision

Leon Kennedy curtains are making a comeback, lads #eurovision

When you touch me I breathe agaaaaain #eurovision

Eurovision. Wow me

I’ve already done 5 laundry loads today. Thanks, weather

RFK Jr feels like the sort of person the X-Men should be fighting

“Daddy, your patter is chronic!” That’s my son, that is.

An Easter weekend of memories made with my son and what did he tell the nursery? "I saw stinky trash outside!"

jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:

Years of telling us we’re more than our biology… PSYCHE! To my trans and non-binary brothers and sisters, I’m just so sorry. We fight on, let us carry some mental burden today, rest and know you’re loved.

The UK’s biological determinism is showing again. What a sad little island, Jane

Me seeing a person writing a column for a newspaper complaining about being no platformed

My son has reached the stage where the word fart is the pinnacle of comedy. He made himself cackle thinking he’d come up with the pun “lolliPLOP” the other night, priceless

Chronic patter everywhere. Must be April Fools

Gaga tickets are mine. Today was a good day