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krystalsim.bsky.social
Writer, fountain of useless trivia and queen of the raised eyebrow. Gobby Scottish Mum. She/her/hers.
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Oh. My. GOD. Yes 🙌 I can’t believe I’m desperate for that hoodie in this weather. But damn right I am, awesome collection 👏
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OH: “our only option now is to reason with him!”
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It would’ve just cleared the air y’know!
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But women are too emotional 😭 girl, I got given paracetamol after a surgeon cut through 7 layers of me to airlift I child out- that I had to feed myself 30 mins later.
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That’s pretty mĂ«tal tbf
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You’d feel lucky just to breathe after all that, what a thing to live through
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Woah. You know I learned about the tulips through a doc about Audrey Hepburn years ago. Chills you to the bone,what they went through
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I’ll be wearing shades in the interval. We leave immediately, seats on the end of a row. I have this figured out guuurl
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Levels of gay we can only dream of
 YET HERE IT IS. Manifesting UK transfer 🔼
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He’s one of the generic Westeros councillors on team Black but meh đŸ«€ and 100% happier to see Abigail kill it as pirate and Emma nail their High Valyrian
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(somehow) he is in House of the Dragon, like he doesn’t know. There’s probably a “Zaddy Pedro” poster in that makeup trailer
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100%, mad for cocoa that lad
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Nonsense, you brought chocolate. You’re basically royalty
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this has been a stunning development, 10/10 no notes
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Now the wait for dates begins

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if that comes here, we're Girls' Night-ing the shit out of it