kupr.bsky.social
Elder millennial trapped with all of you lovely people in the wrong timeline since at least 12/12/2000. Originally from a "Berenstein" realm. This one was okay for a while I guess but it's trash now and has been, and I'd like to slide back home now thx
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& Planet A's best by date just keeps moving up faster. I'm not as worried about burning or baking to death or drowning in boiling seas anymore, though, because it seems more likely now that Artificial Superintelligence hunter-seeker swarms will get to us first. Or Trump starts a global nuclear war š
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Can you swap out DC's suburbs and all the nonresidential parts of the city for swooping down over Wisconsin and grabbing up Chicagoland?
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Fortunately our grandparents did too.
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Bingo šÆ
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He's not a Russian spy, he's Trump's Russian handler.
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open.substack.com/pub/levremem...
Itās because heās from Russia
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And you even got all the hakenkreuz arms bent in the Right direction! You ARE one of the good guys ;)
Can always tell when it was a real white supremacist, fascist, Tate-licker who defaced a synagogue, e.g., because their swastikas are actual swastikas, or beta ChatGPT-looking Jerusalem crosses
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At the end of the day, which it is, this is another beautiful illustration & delightful piece of joy-bringing art. 4 circle jpegs having a "Who's on First"-style dialog in character-limited text re nuance, semantic variations that're an essential quality of spoken/sign language is small potatoes š¦
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See also "volta (literature)"
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo...
Germane
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You're shitting us, right? I legit can't tell
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Throw out this white trash.
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couldnāt listenā¦
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Jose Padilla is also this guy, and JD's target audience for this dogwhistle knows that.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%...
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What an absolute piece of shit.
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Lock, stock and butt hole
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He knows his name. They both fucking served in the Senate at the same time. What an insufferable racist prick!
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šļø šļø šļø
Johnny, tell us what the winner's won!
This lucky winner winner is now the new owner of a chicken dinner!
[Applause]
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To help illustrate @maximumeffort433.bsky.social 's point, if it is in fact actually unclear and being not understood for reasons other than irony
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Whose nest do I have to steal eggs from and lay my own in to get better sweet red liquid than this shit?
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Louder for those in the nosebleed section š¢ (not taking Elon or Don Jr.)
Arguably you could straight delete everything between "have a" and "2026" and I don't think it significantly alters the underlying playbook, just the specific message conveyance. Definitely "have a" and "election" at least.
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My favorite part (besides wearing spandex-poly blend underwear or eating shrimp being capital crimes) is women needing to bathe in milk for a week while menstruating. And if she doesn't, or any man sees her during her "uncleanliness," then they're both to be executed by having a wall toppled on them
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Let's just cut the chaff out already:
1) Revelations
2) Genesis: The Best Of
3) the 1Ā¾ times either testament says anything remotely interpretable as dealing with either same-sex intercourse or sexual activity for non-procreative purposes (e.g. w/ your hand)
4) the Kill all Abortionists! Commandment
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Or Leviticus, i.e. the Listing of the Rules and Regulations the Breaking of Same Which Shall be Punishable by the Included Listing of Punitive Remediations.
Except of course for that one vague clause about a man not "spilling his seed" which apparently means open season on all queer people forever
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They are a death cult so they just want us to die.
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āThose who carried the āAppeal to Heavenā flag to the Capitol on January 6 did so because they truly believed they had the opportunity to inject Christian fundamentalism into the very foundation of our democracy.ā
Full story:
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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has displayed the flag displayed outside of his office and the flag was controversially flown outside of associate justice of the Supreme Court Samuel Alitoās vacation home in New Jersey.
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āThat the āAppeal to Heavenā flag is being flown on a government building alongside the American flag should be shocking to anyone who doesn't wish to live in a theocracy,ā says Jon Lewis, a research fellow at the Program on Extremism at George Washington University.
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Well, first off: that's really cool and your 'shop chops don't seem any less sharp for the years.
More pertinently (I have to write some version of this pretty often) I just laid it on too thick, again. I meant it sardonically & certainly don't actually think any of that skeet š Sorry.
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Secret Police
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If it steps like a goose,
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and once again I ask - if not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
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Music: Bella Ciao - "Il Fascismo Non PasserĆ " by Bandiera Rossa
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teachings or w/e *but can you honestly