kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
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"Baal wants your heart."
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If they are here legally, then they followed the law. If people following the law are to be punished, do we even have laws?
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What's the tariff on that???
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Very likely. After all, those guys knew they needed to show actual results.
Jesus! How bad do things have to be to make the Mafia look preferable???
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Why I do believe that is the work of one Mr. Kane.
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I have found a reliable benchmark for evil to be this: deliberately doing harm to a child.
So yeah, this qualifies.
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The answer is: because they wanted to sabotage the government and cause uncountable death and immigration.
"Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks, Luthor - by planning the deaths of innocent people?"
"No. By causing the deaths of innocent people."
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Just from reading that quote - I refuse to actually listen to these humanoids speak - it feels like he should be saying this while sitting across from Jerry Seinfeld in a diner...
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Captain Kirk and TJ Hooker.
All other answers are incorrect.
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I don't have the highest opinion of Christianity, but I'm fairly certain it does not need Trump's help.
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This is a tremendous opportunity for another spinoff. "Law & Order: Nope."
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...and still gettin' laid like crazy.
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Check out the writings of Bart Ehrman, who has written extensively on the history of christianity and the bible.
Also, The Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels. There were all sorts of alternative theologies before the catholic church shut the door on them.
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Indeed. There was no such thing as "history" then in the sense that we understand it. The bible is basically Bronze Age fan fiction.
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Hitler banned "Jewish physics." Dunno why I just thought of that...
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Looking a little like Gentle Giant's logo...
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"In America everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Choose any two from the following list..."
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Once upon a time, a five minute drive would take me to the nearest Toys R Us, which was right next door to the nearest Tower Records.
Truly, it was a Golden Age.
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I have to say Manhattan didn't sit quite right at the time. Although it was funnier than Interiors...
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Geez, what a snowflake.
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My mother in Ohio, a Fox News viewer, would routinely tell me how awful California was. I, living in California, would tell her no, California is quite nice.
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And in Franklin's famous words, "A Republic if you're not a bunch of lazy piss-babies."
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Republicans like it when Americans die.
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Did he specify which god? I'm thinking Loki...
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I had this!
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"Nobody takes public transportation - it's too crowded."
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Three more and they get a free bagel.
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I'm also worried about them closing the borders for... us. No one in, or out.
And at some point, other countries might also close their borders to Americans.
Ain't being a rogue nation a hoot???
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Freedom's just another word for "I get to tell you what to think."
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Ah. You can see where I got confused. Peter Lorre starred with Forrest Tucker in F Troop.
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Is that Peter Lorre???
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Excellent choice!
Maverick comes in handy in a pinch as well.
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Was Horton the one with the hat? Or the one with the socks???
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"I thought Theseus was a kind of monkey..."
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Yep. The cruelty is the cupcake, money is the sprinkles.
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A feature, not a bug
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C'mon... if you pull it off it's not like anyone will ask if you had a permit.
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Seems fairly clear to me that they envision a future where they are functionally warlords with their own fiefdoms.
Of course, should the future they envision actually come about, they are more likely to end up as sources of protein...
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I'm thinking we may already have our "left model of masculinity."
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Keep in mind that most of those people will at the drop of the proverbial hat tell you how strongly they disapprove of socialism...
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The idea that the way to make America healthier is by spreading disease is right up there with the solution to rampant gun violence being more guns.
If Republicans were running the town in Jaws, instead of hiring Quint they'd bring in six more sharks.
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When the Spectre is around, ya just know Batman is gonna get pinned down by some giant appendage or other...
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I have fond memories of this one:
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Seconded.
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I can envision more than one scenario where that wouldn't be a malapropism...