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Xbox adopting the $80 price point is so funny because BZZT! wrong-o, your games are all the price of a one month game pass subscription

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

New Balatro machine (Switch 2) arrived today

ACAB includes the sheriff chicken from the Sabrina Carpenter music video

remember that episode of Succession where the Roy kids used Waystar for media manipulation to make Mencken the President for their personal gain and by the next episode instantly regretted it? truly ahead of it’s time

“Trump’s adult sons are beefing with crypto bros over the presidential memec–“ You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

In the back alleys of NeoTopeka in a knife fight with Reba MechEntire

We’ve never been so back. I have Death Stranding 2, I will be playing it, and I’ll let you know how it is. Review for @screenrant.bsky.social on Monday, June 23.

Every day that this horror continues, I think of Omar El Akkad's tweet: "One day, when it’s safe, when there’s no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it’s too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this."

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

We’re so back

Everyone involved in trying to pass off that ChatGPT-extruded disinformation manifesto as a scientific report should be, at the very least, barred from public office for life. The MAHA report is dangerous criminal misconduct and an offence to the process of science.

Real learners have the Wikipedia app in a prominent place on their home screen

Yesterday, I saw Musk's biographer Walter Isaacson wheeled out for a TV interview under the chyron "Musk: Back to Business" and it really feels like the media is entirely happy to go along with a concerted PR effort to increase Musk's finances by downplaying what he did to your government.

Full house for a 20-year old movie in Kansas

I’m in Cincinnati and it’s not just spaghetti they put chili on. It’s everything. You cannot order a dish without chili on top

drinking at 9am in a chili’s BUT it’s in an airport so it’s not a problem

I am immune to GTA 6 price discourse, you can’t trick me into saying anything about it other than: it’s bad when things get more expensive, it’s the companies’ problem, not mine

404 Media is great but I wouldn’t have even dignified this slop by calling them ‘authors’

the French got our asses

A bill to make sure poor people stay hungry, sick, and dying so rich people can be slightly richer. Actually evil. We need to make people understand it in those terms and not something about “budgets” or “house reconciliation bills”

Multiple people have approached me on the streetcar asking for directions in the last few weeks. I must ride the rails with such confidence that I appear as some sort of wise public transportation sage.

They are literally forcing all of Gazans into a concentration camp in what used to be Rafah in southern Gaza, after destroying it. They are now planning on annihilating Khan Younis. There’s never been a genocide so thoroughly documented as it was live-streamed straight to our phones.

A year and a half later I have finished one (1) Baldur’s Gate 3 playthrough

dudes love opening up windows on opposite sides of the house and turning on various ceiling fans to “get some air moving”

me at the metropolitan museum of art: let’s go met babyy love da met

sir gideon ofnir? the all-knowing?

I had the chance to sit down with the developers of Hunger, see a lot of gameplay, and learn about how it’s actually an RPG in a trench coat pretending to be an extraction game screenrant.com/hunger-inter...

Federal agents' seemingly universal adoption of neck gaiters worn just below the eyes like they're robbing the railroad is emblematic of this time in the US

wine drunk playing oblivion, in the tavern showing off the amulet of kings. ya uri and I were pretty tight, oh sorry that’s what I called emperor uriel I guess you didn’t know him

in solidarity with the cardinals, I will also be wearing a robe while locked in my house until the next pope is chosen

It's Monday, which means it's time for a new issue of Ludology Now! This week, I've made a free game for all of you about working in online games media. It's short, narrative-based, and hopefully just a tab bit cathartic for some people. Please enjoy. bonus-action.com/games/vilweb... #indiegames

the Turing Test fails to consider that humans are so dumb that a way less sophisticated technology than actual artificial intelligence will trick us

Lounge City, population: 1

i do kind of understand why some people bounce off Only God Forgives super hard, but they should still be punished a bit. nothing crazy. couple three years in the clink. less than five for sure. well, unless they say it was too long. it's a 90 minute movie dawg, that's perjury. you perjured yourself

I am already seating and you cannot remove me from the theater

what’s Junior Soprano doing up there?