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Stage actor, just trying to get by in life without losing my mind.
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Don’t recommend falling hard on your chest and shoulder while ice skating. 0/10

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Pulled a GameCube game from my shelf to determine if the spine was sun damaged (I think it might be), and accidentally caused some other games to fall, including the copy of Star Fox: Assault that I got used years ago, whose case has apparently been disintegrating for years now.

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chng.it/chxF8dmC

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“Just you watch, The Cheat. Someday I’M gonna be the one tearin’ tickets and tellin’ folks that forty-twan will be on their lest!”

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Writing one of those letters you don’t send. It’s a lot, and I’m feeling very rough.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely what is the point of this Nintendo app that only gives you randomized bits of content that seems to be different for every person? Just adding a way to browse everything would make it way more interesting.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

So great that GameCube games are finally going to be available in this format. Even more amazing is that so many of the ones they announced are ones that I missed out on! Chibi-Robo? Super Mario Strikers? Pokémon Colosseum and XD Gale of Darkness? That’s a solid list of things for me to try!

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

The Direct is real?!

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Minor Born Again spoilers, but Fisk having to listen to a bunch of kids badly singing “We Built This City on Rock and Roll” is so so good.

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Need recommendations on things to do in Toronto in early June, as well as things to do in Stratford when not watching Shakespeare.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Saw The Day the Earth Blew Up with a friend and we were the only two people in the theater. What a shame Warner seems to have it out for the Looney Tunes.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been years, but it’s still insane to me that there’s no remix of Elec Man’s stage theme in any Smash Bros. game.

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“So you think this Tesla stock implosion is funny, do you? Well, let me tell you something that isn’t so funny. Right now Elon Musk is at home, crying like a little girl!”

submitted 69 days ago • 10 comments

Kingpin as a borscht belt comedian: I don’t get no respect. One minute my son’s asking me for help with his math homework, next thing I know he’s plotting the overthrow of my criminal empire! And my wife, she’s saying I should apologize to him! No respect at all.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

not my home, but I know my way around

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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

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I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.

submitted 82 days ago • 19 comments

did the doctor from arrested development write this

submitted 88 days ago • 55 comments