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By the way a military parade when we’re not celebrating a war victory is something a dude who never served would do.

EXTRA HOCKEY

Retail Investors now have more than $2.1 Trillion parked in Money Market Funds, an all-time high 🚨🚨🚨

live from the huge spontaneous anti-ICE protest after the agency used military-style tactics during a series of raids in Los Angeles today.

I’m late to this interview with Tony Gilroy but I think his answer, about why most art is progressive, hits the nail on the head. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/o...

Playoff hockey is undefeated.

It’s legitimate cause for a tax strike. Money from California is going all over the country to help support states that, through hundreds of years of mismanagement, haven’t managed to lift half their populations out of poverty. And they get spit on for it.

The charge is apparently related to transporting undocumented migrants from within the United States to also within the United States, and I am going to need someone to explain to me what the crime is because I just described buying people bus tickets.

one thing i absolutely do not understand is why the primary editorial position of the new york times is sneering contempt for customers of the new york times

This is corrupt. We all know that. So...why can't people -- msm -- say it? www.cnn.com/2025/06/06/p...

Abrego Garcia being returned to the USA not 24 hrs after matty y went to the mattyresses to argue it was a classic example of a lost cause is the perfect distillation of the value of matty y as a political observer

These two orders combine to provide DOGE with both access to extremely sensitive information and protections against accountability. 1. Access: bsky.app/profile/chri...

9 out of 10 agencies targeted by DOGE for layoffs are liberal-leaning. Every single proposed GOP budget increase goes to conservative agencies. They're not cutting fat—they're performing ideological surgery with a chainsaw.

The New York Times is back at it again (derogatory). An upcoming New York Times podcast on trans youth healthcare used audio from the mother of a trans girl against her will, after producers caught a vulnerable moment on tape.

METLIFE: “.. the [unrounded] unemployment rate has increased every month in 2025. “.. Job leavers dropped to their lowest level since COVID. Although the headline offers solace to those expecting a benign outcome in the face of higher volatility, the details show an ongoing softening.”

Hey AP, WaPo, NYT and everyone else who runs those "so and so said" headlines: They're laughing at you. The dumbest people in the world know you are easy to trick. You are the Facebook Aunt.

2 people are dead and our former House Speaker is in prison for the rest of his natural life over #Ohio Republican corruption The lesson Ohio Republicans learned? Make the corruption legal. www.cleveland.com/news/2025/06...

Look I know the Trump and Elon thing is fun but I'm here to tell you that as of today WE HAVE A TRAIN STATION AT LAX. I REPEAT, WE HAVE A TRAIN STATION AT LAX.

A look at May's better-than-expected nonfarm payrolls report. (This will be updated continuously over the next hour or so.) #NFP #jobs #unemployment

A look at May's better-than-expected nonfarm payrolls report. (This will be updated continuously over the next hour or so.) #NFP #jobs #unemployment

MAY NONFARM PAYROLLS REPORT May payrolls: +139,000 MoM (Est.: +125,000) May unemployment: 4.2% (Est.: 4.2%) May hourly earnings: +0.4% MoM (Est.: +0.3%) Apr. payrolls (revised): +147,000 (Previously: +177,000) Mar. payrolls (revised): +120,000 (Previously: +185,000) #jobs #unemployment #nfp

Doing this four times in eighteen games or whatever it is is fucking bananas! That’s not a small sample size! bsky.app/profile/dirt...

Tyrese Haliburton is 6-for-7 (85.7%) when taking a shot to tie or take the lead in the final 90 seconds of the 4th or OT this playoffs. That’s the most such shots in a single postseason since 1997.

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If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

🚨NEWS: Colorado Gov. Jared Polis is ordering his employees to help Trump's immigration crackdown & follow a secret Trump subpoena that his top labor official says illegally violates state privacy laws that Polis himself signed, according to court documents reviewed by The Lever.

I'd go with like "many of the pedophiles who flew with Trump on Jeffrey Epstein's planes are the same people who are also trying to cut health care for Americans. Part of the reason they want us poor is so we can't fight back when they rape our kids."

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

My best friend, Ben, on Musk/Trump: “Peak leopards eating faces moment. The moment those leopards jumped sharks on jet skis to eat those faces."

PSA: Other stores that are -not- Target will sell the device, too, so consider shopping at those stores instead.

WHITE HOUSE: "Say it with me now: Montana Mangoes!"

I don't block often (maybe I should), but @moneyshredder.bsky.social‬ has earned it. Absolutely unhinged. A man looking to shout at anyone for anything.