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Jak Malone is fucking perfection

It is actually nuts that even when the NYC political establishment was presented with a broad field of talented candidates w/ many ideas, in a time of generational change & anti-corruption, they STILL chose to line up behind scandal-ridden Andrew Cuomo. It’s cowardice.

LOVE AND MERCY has long been my favorite rocker biopic — I didn’t know a single thing before that and it made me love him — but that scene where he writes “God Only Know is maybe the most heartbreaking scene in cinema youtu.be/HmLbEEVwlMo

what people seem to believe is that there is a large number of criminal, layabout immigrants who can be easily found and deported. they support doing so snd are dismayed by the deportation of otherwise law abiding people. the problem is that the criminal group is imaginary!

Rock the fuck on LA I might even visit you now

I'm imagining ICE doing to NYC what it's doing to LA — and the people of NYC responding the way people are in LA — and it all happening under Mayor Cuomo. He'll side with ICE, DHS and, of course, the NYPD. This man, who hates the city and doesn't live here, can not become mayor. Don't rank him.

Amen

I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

Just wanna say a big thanks to all my brave brothers and sisters who are still somehow fighting the good fight on Twitter

Greek food stay winning

Clearly jack has never spoken to a woman

Today I cried listening to Closer to Fine by Indigo Girls. How are u

Here’s last night’s story about air traffic control, the people who do it, the conditions they work in, and – you guessed it – how Ronald Reagan helped make it worse! youtu.be/YeABJbvcJ_k

All glory to General Judi and her coterie of brave resistance fighters; may the blood of their enemies fertilize the greenery of North Yorkshire

Numberblocks presents just as many conundrums about tridentine identity as Christianity does, should we be showing this to toddlers

MAHA doesn't work, it implies there was a time that Americans were healthy and that's absolutely never been the case lmao

It would be a public service for someone to build an AI to wholly absorb her energies for the remainder of her sorry ass term in office

remember: some people will hate you bc there's a one-sided beef going on in their head. time will pass and they will still be stuck where they were years ago, shadowboxing ghosts

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

If I had any faith in Democrats whatsoever I'd say I am very much looking forward to Stephen Miller's Nuremberg trial

This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

The Chicago Papal Bulls is that anything

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

I was in Chicago the day after the cubs won the world series. Those streets are gonna be rough

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

Bostonians and New Yorkers inconsolable at the moment

if you’re in line to become the next Pope, STAY IN LINE

your papal name is your confirmation name with your last apartment number If you do not have a confirmation name or an apartment you cannot be pope

Schrodinger's Pope

This is all very exciting but I don't think I'll ever be quite over the loss of Francis

I think it would be better if we used the white smoke to smoke him out onto the balcony

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

okay this is an emergency assistance thread for anyone who got this National Endowment for the Arts email today some of you can still get your money and I’m going to tell you how article to come later this weekend but here is the Cliffs Notes version:

Even Italians lately are like "eh fuck that guy we'll find somebody else to eat pasta about" like no one cares bro

tweet of appreciation that @themountaingoats.bsky.social albums on vinyl actually sound good and aren't just a hair faster or higher than their digital counterparts like SO MANY OTHER ALBUMS I LOVE BUT THEY HURT MY EARS I don't know how they do it but I imagine it's the manic attn to detail