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i think my hatred of AI is counter-intuitively helping me to overcome my longstanding 'i want to have written a book/game/fic/whatever, but i can't face the work of writing it' problem. the idea of shortcutting to the state of having written it is now so real and so offensive that i can abjure it

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I hope this email finds you and kills you.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

What is stormtrooper armor even made of. You can just bonk those guys on the head and they die

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

meth gala

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I really want to do it

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

claim my gift

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The right-wing ideal of masculinity is a guy who refuses to read history, constantly whines about not being the center of attention and immediately becomes trans if a single person asks "hey are you trans?"

submitted 18 days ago • 28 comments

I hope they keep church politics out of choosing the new pope

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

me at the dmv this morning checking for my number while they played evelyn champagne king over the PA

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submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Look, man. I'm not an amazing writer. I'm also very, very slow at doing it. But I'm good at one thing—voice—and out of a matter of sheer personal pride I would rather spend five hours grimacing at my computer than delegate that part of me to a median fucking composite of wikiHow posts

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Sent my boyfriend a nude and he replied “wowza”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".

submitted 42 days ago • 79 comments

Mat Cauthon:

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Please don’t keep me “informed” or “in the loop” I don’t want to know anything

submitted 46 days ago • 11 comments

experience desire for more than five seconds and it's like oh yeah this is absolutely the root of all suffering

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Everyone who uses chat gpt just needs to admit they tried to fuck smarterchild

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

invented a new fidget spinner to help adults calm down during a stressful day at work. it also functions as a cigarette

submitted 417 days ago • 7 comments

I love the computer because my friends are there but unfortunately it's also where my enemies are

submitted 58 days ago • 36 comments

I’m gonna wake up early tomorrow to hear my best friend read a poem I sent her live on the radio

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

sharing a dropbox mp3 link is the sluttiest thing a woman can do

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submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Magic "The Gathering" Johnson

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

He's obviously running for President but it's still a good move and also, notably, just light years better than alternative tactics like, just spitballing here, "repeatedly invite fascists on a podcast to help you embrace transphobia"

submitted 66 days ago • 32 comments

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submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should invent a The Smiths that isn’t racist

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Going viral on the Libby app for my perfect list of books on hold

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

we got this new line of lingerie at work and my boss pointed out that it looks like Marge Simpson had to keep tailoring her Chanel suit into sluttier and sluttier outfits and it's all I can think about

submitted 200 days ago • 12 comments

there should be about three more levels of brightness between zero and the lowest available level on a laptop

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

submitted 92 days ago • 60 comments

it ought to be interesting to see who wins the super bowl. at the end of the day you never know

submitted 97 days ago • 58 comments

I keep picking up my phone expecting it to tell me something good about the world. I thought of a time some friends and I crawled around on all fours looking for crumbs of cocaine that had been accidentally blown off the table into the carpet.