lapsedcentrist.bsky.social
Arizona lawyer, Gen X liberal, yet somehow still disillusioned. Followers not discouraged but I’m a committed Reply Guy. Blocked over 20K ads and blue check chuds on Twitter. Non-ironic use of AI = autoblock.
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#AnchorBabyBarron
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I wonder how difficult it will be to use ChatGPT to flood ICE with job applications.
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the problem with Thatcher's grave is you eventually run out of piss
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Butthole of Champions
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It’s not an indictment, it’s an announcement of what the government has become and an invitation to civil war.
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Because MAGA chuds are either morons or cynics.
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Today is the beginning of the current seven-day period and when that expires a week from now we will be in the next seven-day period which ends… in two weeks. Checkmate, lib!
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Of course Republicans did not steal the Court until after the Court stole the presidency for Republicans. This shitshow is 25 years in the making.
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This is what a secretary of Defense sounds like when he’s a dry drunk. When a POTUS is a dry drunk he sounds like George W. Bush.
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My wife didn’t kick me out of the house, I’m afraid for my life due to my job. Please don’t say I’m divorced.
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She can’t even vote! Why?
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If you are a brutal realist it’s time to admit that Trump voters won’t care that they lost their health insurance. They will just blame immigrants.
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I can’t imagine having to do an oral argument before Nazi Lurch.
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Some married couples will go to absolutely any lengths to avoid having sex with each other.
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You may not get rich in crypto, but you will never go broke by overestimating the dumbfuckery of your average law enforcement officer.
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Why not call the tour Adam Ruins Sex? Are you saving that title for your memoir?
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When will modern medical care finally fail Dick Durbin? Our country cannot begin to heal until that happens.
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Using it in public you mean.
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In 1984 Americans cleaned up in the Olympics held in Los Angeles because the Soviet Union boycotted.
In 2028 Americans will clean up again at the next Los Angeles Olympics, because only white people will be allowed to participate. Trump really learned a lesson from that whole Jesse Owens debacle.
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He dribbled pee pee down the front of his trousers, it could happen to anyone.
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“The Dodgers don’t want them coming in.” Someone should tell that to these grinning idiots.
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When I rewatch this, it’s for the Gilbert and Sullivan performances. The FBI Light Opera Society is awesome.
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You would think people would get tired of dunking on Kevin Roose because his idiocy makes it all too easy. But Burneko does it with such style and wit, it remains fun even after all this time.
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He does, because in most instances the categories “mediocre white man” and “cop” are effectively the same.
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Not to well actually, but it’s worse than this. The net negative is 41 points, not 41%, meaning the percent unfavorable is 41 points higher than the percent favorable. The unfavorables are more like 230% higher than favorables.
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She spends the first three hours of every work day engaging in skunk stripe maintenance.
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Being the victim of police violence is not a glamorous as it sounds.
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He will place a female campaign staffer’s hand on his erection.
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Well, we’re all going to die.
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It’s cruel the way NYT treated the man in the photo. He came to them and told them he’s one of the stupidest people ever to live, and they made him the poster boy for stupid people instead of ignoring him. Sad.
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Getting creative means no need to walk right into the GOP trap. It would be one thing if Dems controlled the Senate, so at least there could be a trial even with no chance of conviction. There are better ways to push back and turn public opinion against Trump.
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This has been true for at least 250 years.
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It’s not like she’s trying to be a hack, she’s just too dumb for the job. “Erin Burnett is stupid” does not exactly qualify as breaking news.
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Erin Burnett is not lying. She’s just real, real dumb.