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submitted 10 hours ago • 14 comments

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

submitted 10 hours ago • 223 comments

it is necessary to have an ID to vote regardless of how little voter fraud there is but if the cops wear a name tag your estate will know who to sue when they brain you on camera and we can't have that

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

submitted 16 hours ago • 450 comments

Fascinating bit where repeatedly bombing a country’s capital city, key military assets, and senior military leadership is viewed as less escalatory and easier to walk back than bombing some oil export terminals that theoretically are already sanctioned and should not exist.

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

This looks like a Mucinex commercial

submitted 17 hours ago • 24 comments

fell for it again award fell for it again trophy fell for it again monument fell for it again square fell for it again memorial highway

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

The claims that McIver, Padilla, and Lander were committing assault should make you question every other time LEOs claim assault or resisting arrest, if you weren’t already.

submitted 19 hours ago • 183 comments

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem just stood up and cleared an absolute trumpet of a fart, the kind you only hear in the next stall right before an ambulance is called. Reports confirm it went on for over a minute and everyone's eyes were watering. The secretary has collapsed dead as a result.

submitted 17 hours ago • 25 comments

It's called the while west because it happened a while ago

submitted 23 hours ago • 15 comments

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

submitted 17 hours ago • 490 comments

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

A major danger of LLMs is that humans are SO predisposed to attribute knowledge to any entity that uses natural language fluently. We cannot imagine that a machine that outputs natural-seeming speech/text doesn't have cognition. Brilliantly articulated by @emilymbender.bsky.social et al. (2021).

submitted 22 hours ago • 34 comments

anyone who's gonna go "it sucks but you gotta win over people first, slowly build the case for rights" for trans people should tell me, without looking it up, when they think interracial marriage reached majority approval in america

submitted 22 hours ago • 48 comments

Ladies and gentlemen… more gender

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

I saw this and so now you should, too. If you can identify anyone in this photo without context, you should consider yourself to be one of the luckiest people in that world.

submitted 22 hours ago • 13 comments

lmfao

submitted 23 hours ago • 94 comments

I will always respect a woman with two full-time jobs (firebombing abortion clinics and going on Chapo)

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

Three things to remember as the fog of war descends yet again on Washington, DC: 1. Prior to Israel’s attack, US and allied intelligence agencies assessed that Iran had not made a decision to build nuclear weapons and was likely years away from being able to do so. edition.cnn.com/2025/06/17/p...

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

The cult of Do Your Own Research just means don't believe anything anyone with relevant experience or knowledge tells you. Every organization in the world is in a conspiracy to lie to you for inscrutable reasons, except for the government run by Donald Trump.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

(sliding out from under The Gyre on a mechanic's creeper, covered in grease) okay, bad news

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

[cha cha slide voice] give in to the voices now yall

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

i have to give a eulogy at a funeral for a family friend and i’m trying to find a dignified way to say “died swallowing a bee during a polo match”

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...

submitted 1 day ago • 191 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

The Times questioning Zohran’s experience kinda just boils down to ideology & racism but the idea of 33 being too young to hold a major political office is so funny. If he was a CEO of a startup that produced something worse than nothing they’d write a glowing feature on his new bold ideas.

submitted 1 day ago • 154 comments

All We Want Is To Live In Peace And Bomb Our Neighbors Without Repercussion. Why Can’t American College Students Leave Us Alone?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

remembered today that many people's first exposure to me online was an 8tracks playlist i made of synthwave music with this as the title/cover. good times

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

To clarify: Iran, which is not currently occupying any of its neighbours and has no nuclear weapons, is the main source of regional instability; Israel, which (illegally) possesses nuclear weapons and is currently militarily occupying 3 of its neighbours and seeking war with a fourth, is an ally.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

ME: points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt CO-WORKER: points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt ME: takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug CO-WORKER: sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug ME: [eyes narrow] draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword

submitted 2 days ago • 172 comments

[sparking a hooter] y'all don't mind if i spark a hooter right?

submitted 464 days ago • 3 comments

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

submitted 3 days ago • 740 comments

One of your employees has become trapped in space. You are monitoring his mind via an EEG implant. Instead of sending him good films to watch to wile away his hours trapped alone you send him the worst movie you can find. Why is that?

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

mild to moderate brain accident? ask yourself out loud in an empty room if going online is right for you

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

Conservatives will say America is back and they’ll be watching Jason Aldean and Pitbull do a duet called “Small town mama, country MILF” in front of the Coast Guard

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments