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It's why access journalists don't mind being called access journalists. That title still implies they are journalists, even though in reality they are just PR dopes playing dress up.

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at a party with smart people who are discussing foreign affairs and praying someone asks what's the population of iran so i can chime in

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Trump and JD Vance

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can’t stop photoshopping the lead singer of creed into movie scenes: thread

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We are truly in the age of abject cowards punishing anyone with half a spine.

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What standing up to ICE looks like. #Resist

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Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

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Me at the end of every unsolved mysteries episode: so… you’re not gonna tell me who did it????

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the most relatable moment in cinema is when yoda beats on that little robot with a stick for stealing his granola bar

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fictional characters in the wrong movie: thread

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Reading the fine print will just make you delirious and giddy. Just get on the plane. It'll be fine! #IncludePrintPlaneGiddy

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Why the fuck do I keep buying generic Q tips? It's a biannual purchase at best and the 6.2¢ a month I'm saving is not exactly putting me on a path to financial independence

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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

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She gave you life And raised you right Read to you Most every night Your mother lives With poise and grace And really likes To ride my face

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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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New York has a higher per-capita income, a lower crime rate and a functional insurance system.

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don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop

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I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do. I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late. You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."

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Jesus loves me? Ask him what my middle name is.

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AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit? ME: *points to my handlebar mustache CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo

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we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop. “If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???” Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.

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Me, watching the highlights from Cannes

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Protesters go after ICE in Arizona 🧵

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Emma does a great job breaking down the 'Big, Beautiful Bill' & what it's indicating about the general health of the US economics.

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I love old bookshops: the smell, the dust visible from the sunlight through the window, the kindly old man at the cash register who’s really an agent of Satan.

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So far I've had trouble finding bros I'm willing to prioritize over hos

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Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...

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Sad to hear about the imminent death of Dilbert creator Scott Adams. Say what you will about him, his work had a huge impact on culture. His wry attacks on 90s office culture have been cited as an influence by figures such as Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk and al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden

It's why access journalists don't mind being called access journalists. That title still implies they are journalists, even though in reality they are just PR dopes playing dress up.

at a party with smart people who are discussing foreign affairs and praying someone asks what's the population of iran so i can chime in

Trump and JD Vance

can’t stop photoshopping the lead singer of creed into movie scenes: thread

We are truly in the age of abject cowards punishing anyone with half a spine.

What standing up to ICE looks like. #Resist

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

Me at the end of every unsolved mysteries episode: so… you’re not gonna tell me who did it????

the most relatable moment in cinema is when yoda beats on that little robot with a stick for stealing his granola bar

fictional characters in the wrong movie: thread

Reading the fine print will just make you delirious and giddy. Just get on the plane. It'll be fine! #IncludePrintPlaneGiddy

Why the fuck do I keep buying generic Q tips? It's a biannual purchase at best and the 6.2¢ a month I'm saving is not exactly putting me on a path to financial independence

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

She gave you life And raised you right Read to you Most every night Your mother lives With poise and grace And really likes To ride my face

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

New York has a higher per-capita income, a lower crime rate and a functional insurance system.

don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop

I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do. I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late. You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."

Jesus loves me? Ask him what my middle name is.

AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit? ME: *points to my handlebar mustache CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo

we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

Me, watching the highlights from Cannes

Protesters go after ICE in Arizona 🧵

Emma does a great job breaking down the 'Big, Beautiful Bill' & what it's indicating about the general health of the US economics.

I love old bookshops: the smell, the dust visible from the sunlight through the window, the kindly old man at the cash register who’s really an agent of Satan.

So far I've had trouble finding bros I'm willing to prioritize over hos

Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...

Sad to hear about the imminent death of Dilbert creator Scott Adams. Say what you will about him, his work had a huge impact on culture. His wry attacks on 90s office culture have been cited as an influence by figures such as Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk and al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden

this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits

Mulder, it’s a-me, Mario

Pondering the absence of his orbs