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Rest in peace, Gilbert. 💔

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“Democrats can say what they want about me, but I would have absolutely called the shooter a Marxist and made tasteless digs at Gov. Walz had my loved ones recently been killed in cold blood,” said Mike Lee theonion.com/mike-le...

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Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable — theonion.com/allergic-swe...

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⚡️Zelensky calls on West to slash Russian oil price cap in half as strikes on Ukraine escalate. "Each of the partners knows what price cap is needed — $30, no higher. Such a price level will mean real pressure on Russia," President Volodymyr Zelensky said on June 10.

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This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava theonion.com/ice-rel...

submitted 8 days ago • 129 comments

President Zelensky responds to Donald Trump’s moronic analogy comparing him and Putin to two kids fighting in a park: “We are not kids with Putin at the playground. He is a murderer who came to the park to kill the kids.”

submitted 11 days ago • 63 comments

Florida Bar complaint accuses Bondi of ethical ‘misconduct’ | Miami Herald

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"They just don’t see a ceasefire as such at the moment," President Volodymyr Zelensky said on June 2, commenting on Russia's proposal for a brief truce to retrieve fallen soldiers' bodies. "I think they’re idiots, because, fundamentally, a ceasefire is meant so that there are no dead."

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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

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⚡️The Ukrainian Security Service (SBU) reported that the June 1 “Spider Web” drone operation caused approximately $7 billion in damages and disabled 34% of cruise missile carriers in key Russian airbases.

submitted 17 days ago • 133 comments

New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up theonion.com/new-stu...

submitted 18 days ago • 87 comments

Russia-aligned actors are amplifying anti-Ukrainian sentiment in Poland before June 1 vote through coordinated campaigns across X, Bluesky, Facebook, and Telegram, according to a new investigation by the Institute for Strategic Dialogue.

submitted 18 days ago • 27 comments

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit theonion.com/tariff-...

submitted 19 days ago • 34 comments

Trump: I went to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE. Brought back $5.1 trillion in two hours. (The combined GDP of those countries is under $2 trillion. Total fiction.)

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