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Nonfiction editor at Penguin Random House. I put the chic in Chicago Manual of Style.
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Not to be a parody of myself, but, the Bible
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10/10, flawless, perfect
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See also my previous RT (hope you've been watching The Rehearsal)
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I recently read Infinite Jest for the first time, and this is an accurate description of it! Reads like a thousand pages of his most troubling intrusive thoughts.
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I was looking up a distance between two places in a rural area, and it was like "by car: 23 minutes, by transit: 2 days"
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Ten years ago is precisely when the Trump era began, so it makes sense liberals would stop dating conservatives right around then. (Not sure if the numbers actually bear that out, but it wouldn't be surprising.)
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I didn't realize the "baby boom" was such an anomaly!
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They're definitely getting acne gunk, it's exactly concurrent with the blemishes. The supply of acne gunk just appears to be infinite.
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Here's what I don't understand. When I take the hydrocolloid patches off, they've visibly absorbed a TON. Yet the acne on my face appears unchanged. Why.
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lol at this point I might try it!
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Show me a single Duck tetrarch who can maintain their territory for more than one generation
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I had never heard the 128 seed in the 2000 tournament but it ended up being one of my overall faves, despite being crushed by Outkast in the first match
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Amazing!!
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Purrfection
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They're never actually debating a belief. They just want to dominate others, but they're so pathetic that the only way they can do so is in this very specific format where they're allowed to use the three rhetorical tricks they've memorized.
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I would be happy with so many of the candidates! Excited to rank 5 of them and not rank Cuomo at all!
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Zohran Mamdani is the ideal candidate! I'm canvassing for him every weekend!
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Several!