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lazy-burr.bsky.social
See how I haven't eaten you yet? Very Demure. Very Mindful. Fat bear with a love of everything gluttonous. He/They|30|18+ Only|Queer/Pansexual
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You can't be pro-gay and be anti-trans, it doesn't wash.

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

my gender is this guy (but really fat)

da goat

i cant be normal about this

Me at the function

“Next Question-!”

I have to translate this. "Game idea: second person shooter Your girlfriend shoots stuff while you carry the little backpack with ammo and heal items."

Don't forget I'm still a grizzly...*shakes you around in maw* (They're just play bites 🐻) 🎨: @carafe.bsky.social ❤️

I'm laughing my ass off after seeing angry artists Do and Don't list. The don't list started "Mechs, zoophilia, underage, blood" and there's just something funny about Mechs being first, like fuck all those angles.

What a fatass

ADHD Dom, where it's super intense and focused until I get distracted.

New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up theonion.com/new-stu...

How to talk to big boys.

Crazy how one of these is the worst yet the other is the literal best

How to immediately win me over in one simple lesson.

Hey boy, just let me finish my last ramen bowl and I’m with you in a moment, ok?

I built a Playstacean!

ough. ough. ughe. ogh. ough

Fupa Dive #furry #fatfur #sizedifference #comic #superchub #bear #fox www.patreon.com/ThisNorth

sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items

rafiki: sometimes a king must swallow his pride vore simba: ok

I hate crypto, I hate online gambling, I hate AI, I hate pay-later, I hate subscription models, I hate the gig economy, I hate ring cameras, I hate drones, I hate self checkout. I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.

genuinely I think about this all the time

there aint no way im ever getting my bsky/discord/telegram hacked. i got scammed for 20k in runescape back in 3rd grade and now i dont trust anyone

we used to be a country. a proper country.

...show me ur butt...

What movie should I watch rn?

Bear filled of honey 🐻🍯🍯🐝

Alone on a Monday night handsome? #furryart #micro