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leanor.bsky.social
Lover of Notre Dame/Syracuse/grammar/Democrats/comedy and comedy podcasts
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Thank fuck for the Don't Just Let Everybody Die cavalry

Dear White Women, Are you ready to FULL-ON Karen ICE agents in your community? DEMAND to see the manager? DEMAND to see the warrant? Ask them if they know WHO they’re talking to? FILM it all? No. Really. Are you ready to do this? Our job is to spend our privilege - EVERYWHERE it is useful.

I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️ toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

You know that city Northern Virginia, VA. Also best of luck with Philly and NYC.

Really Cool how nobody wanted to take this shit seriously

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?

Sitting here searching “travel ban” again. Time is a flat circle.

Donald Trump gives his admirers permission to be their worst selves. It’s almost as if the party that rallied around impeaching Clinton for lying about a blowjob didn’t really mean what they said about the importance of Presidents serving as role models for the nation.

I’m not shocking news, the whole family cried during Paddington in Peru…

There have been young douchebros around my entire life. It’s just that until recently there wasn’t an industry telling them that they were entitled to be douchebros without anyone calling them douchebros.

My take on the consequences of the media's "original sin." member.democracydocket.com/the-medias-o...

We already have one. It’s in South Bend and it’s all we need.

Doctor here. I want my COVID booster.

I had a feeling they’d go there. Sigh.

Notre Dame

as a card carrying member of the magic castle, i stand by this man

I have this visceral reaction to hearing people talk at the same time; my brain malfunctions. Why can’t he just shut up and wait his turn? It’s like listening to my 9 yo get caught in a lie. Also the literal finger pointing makes me want to smack him. Did his parents teach him how to respect people?

If only...

Me: “Im good…nervous about this commencement I’m giving.” My therapist: “Oh, where?” Me: “MIT” My therapist: “…what”

My Latest: "Will Joe Biden's Cancer Get the Jake Tapper Treatment, Or Will Corporate Media Finally Focus on MAGA Dismantling Our Health Care?" open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

shoutout to the atlanta tsa agent who, after i got flagged and needed an arm pat down while trying to hustle to make a flight, said “it’s because you’ve been working out, machine thinks you’ve got guns.” best city

My most consistent Old Man Opinion is that whatever haircut happens to be trendy with 16-year-old white boys this year is the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

Turns out when I prayed for the president to get cancer I should have been more specific

If ghosts are real: boys at Normandy, you know what to do

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

This is the cruelty of abortion bans on full display. This is not “pro-woman,” “pro-life,” or “pro-family,” this is inhumanity. Adriana Smith, we fight for you. Read more 👇.