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We should add aztec death-whistles to our protest-bags for this coming season. But don’t forget: •gel pepper spray & L.A.W. •goggles & black bloc •helmet & mouth guard •hard-knuckled gloves •steel-toe boots •max med-kit •spray-paint •skateboard shield •2-way radios [700-900MHz] •cigarettes (a lot)

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My dreams this week in order: •nightmare •nightmare •nightmare •dream I bought a cute purse •nightmare

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They’re digging up the grave of our childhood to make a sure-fire shitty live-action Lilo & Stitch.

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HEY YOU — I knoooooow you aren’t following our gal Vicky’s backup acc yet, so be a good Lefty and support a wonderful artist’s endless potential. She is the goddamn SAINT and I WILL goddamn literally fight you about it with my literal hands #FBR #BlueCrew @bloonkygator.bsky.social

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It just makes me wanna throw up. Why are we like this. Who did this. Why doesn’t everyone knowing it’s wrong stop THISSSS, BWAAAAAH

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This is a 7-layer hell-dip of a world and we’re the chips

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As we watch our local republicans mock Biden for having one of the deadliest forms of cancer — let us remember when they called us assholian traitors for any criticism against their precious elites. They’re nothing but godforsaken hypocrites; and slimy, chucklefuck-smug ones at that. Piss to MAGA.

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PETEY, PETEY, PETEY —

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We all remember when Ted Cruz kept killing Dean, right? #supernatural

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Our country is cooked and you should get ready

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You’re not here alone. We’re here alone, all of us, together. #FBR

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all of em stop and stare, all of em tryna steal my underwear

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I am so FUCKING excited — I just ordered some BloonkyGator comics by @vickybunbun.bsky.social . Check out their page and support your local-(BlueSky)-artists #FBR

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Five more follows to 4k. I appreciate y’all so much, thanks for all the love and support 🖤 #FBR

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Listen, I love DnD and the whole 9 yards, but I CANNOT speak in any impression of anything. How do they do it? @legendsofavantris.bsky.social

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CONGRATS JUSTICE RIGGS — AAAAAH!!!!

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The bourgeoisie — the other, other white-meat.

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It’s hard work being right all the fucking time. #FBR

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I guess I’m coming to church next Sunday. Fuck it.

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Listening to the rich-kids at the table next to mine complain about buying their first car as they bullied their poorest friend is honestly so fucking funny. I literally leaned over and said “oh you’re from [city]? I grew up poor too, fuck the bourgeoisie, am I right?” And I fucking CACKLED, dude

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Am I about to convert because goddamn —

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Imagine waiting for that door to open but it never did and if it ever seemed like it, no love came out. That’s how it feels to be neglected your whole life. I hate every last holiday, I swear to god.

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I get it, you play guitar — but please don’t touch me with those fingernails

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How I sleep at night, gripped by my own fears and doubts:

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Bernie says it all and he says it all the time. My only complaint is that we have to see him leave his mortal coil in our lifetime but we WILL take up where he left off and fight. I wish we could cherish him forever like a darling bird but it’s just not in the cards. God bless that man.

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