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AFC Pun Assassin 🛀 365 Dev 📊 Half a butt-puppet. Don't hate the player hate the GM. (Typically me. Delta Green chat = 💚) The Nurture Boy: Karma Chameleon and pro-wrestling really impacted me as a kid. Now residing in Bournemouth, the Miami of the UK 🏖
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OK, Ruben, you'd better have a trick up your sleeve and by 'trick' I mean get Heaven on for Høijlund and put Harry Macguire up front.

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Perfectly reasonable two-footed challenge by Mazraoui. A man with more vowels than goal involvements.

submitted 18 minutes ago • 0 comments

Pretty happy if I've called it, gang.

submitted 25 minutes ago • 0 comments

Loving how Kulusevski, as an Arsenal fan, had absolutely no interest in helping Tottenham win a trophy 😂

submitted 41 minutes ago • 1 comment

For all the daft content in the world, this is truly exceptional flair that has somehow only racked up 51 likes. Full manual. I can't even 🐈‍⬛ youtu.be/a2mHn9cciaY?...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They’ve really given us very little reason to think otherwise.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash

submitted 7 days ago • 45 comments

What's the appetite for a quiet ☮️❤️🤍 Arsenal feed 🤍❤️☮️ on here? I do love a little rival banter final but it's a slog when it's wall-to-wall. Thing is: creating a feed that excludes by bio detail - rival fans - is going to require coding and hosting. If there's enough demand I'll do it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

When I was writing my first book I didn’t know anyone in football, so I asked my friends for help. One of them, getting home drunk on a night out, met Raí - former PSG superstar, Brazil captain - on the Tube. He said “my mate’s writing a book”. Raí gave him his email then met me. He was amazing.

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

All I want to do is get in my PJ's and have a long-ass nap. But apparently I've been to R̶u̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ Drinking Club and I'm 'covered in sand.'

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone have a proudest gardening moment they'd like to share? 🌳🐝

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Illegal arrests made by the Trump administration are intended to spread fear and silence dissent. We cannot allow Trump and his cronies to turn the United States of America into an authoritarian society in which people can be disappeared for their political beliefs.

submitted 21 days ago • 121 comments

Elite Europe Football is hard.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

OK fuck it that only gives a link back to that shithole so here is the message from the boss

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Palestinians are not “facing” starvation. They are being starved to death by Israel. Yet our government still refuses to end all arms sales and implement sanctions, granting endless impunity for Israel's crimes against humanity. End the blockade — and stop the genocide.

submitted 23 days ago • 19 comments

No news outlet will report on the 'protest vote' of sitting on your arse. However if you go pump the Green vote it might show the The Think-Tank Wanker he can't rely on us to prop up Labour's fascism-enabling bullshit.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Because this is how I roll...

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment