lemonsoiree.bsky.social
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Speckle says hi.
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Just a decade plus of being gaslit as I point at all the things happening that they taught us to watch out for as signs of authoritarian regimes in school and am told I’m overreacting.
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*Eyes snap open amid loud explosion and a blast of light* Holy shit, something just exploded! Should I call 911? No, I can’t call 911 just because someone exploded.
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Wait, that’s exactly the kind of thing you call 911 for!” (Sirens in the distance) “Ah, well, all right then, glad that’s sorted.”
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“The inventor of racism”, ha, that’s some amusing hyperbole.
*reads excerpt*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless.
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A transformer blew right across from my bedroom window one time years back at like 3 am. Extremely unpleasant way to wake up!
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There are crocodiles in Florida! So you can have your pick of which one to feed them to
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also safe and legal abortion is a godsend and ppl who make forced birth advocacy a part of their brand can eat shit
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xkcd.com/231/
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They did! That and Particle Man. Speaking of karaoke as we were before, I actually did Istanbul (Not Constantinople) at karaoke recently. Good song!
Anyway, my song is They’ll Need a Crane, which I bought a cassingle (!) of at a TMBG concert recently.
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I wish we had a cool movie theater like yours around here. I had some cool indie theaters near me in Jersey, but it’s a bit of a desert where I am now. Just AMCs all around. There’s a good one in Palo Alto I’ve gone to a few times, but it’s a bit of a pain in the ass to get to :-/
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Ooh, Mononoke
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And that’s why the TSA won’t let you bring it on a plane
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Right, I know what the character’s name is, that was the point of my post. “Here’s another one with the wrong use (or lack thereof) of ‘the’”, with the added twist that most people incorrectly use it and know the character with that incorrect use.
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What George Harrison song did he cover?
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What exactly are you trying to get across with this post? Genuinely curious here.
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And I’ve seen a lot, I worked at a concert venue all through college!!!
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I’ve seen him a couple times and he puts on such a killer show! Unironically one of the best concert performers I’ve ever seen!!
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Smokey the Bear
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Yeah, you really want to give your songs a listen and visualize singing them at the front of the room before you pick your karaoke songs. You can save yourself some real trouble that way!
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It’s.. it gets done a lot. It’s longer and more repetitive than you think until you suddenly have to sing the whole thing and are slowly realizing that you are not Bonnie Tyler and oh my god how is there another verse of this.
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Well the libs keep saying hurricanes are caused by climate change. So if you stop forecasting hurricanes… TappingHead.bmp
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Still have my Paint the Line shirt! Love it.
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Fired, but like, the “out of a cannon” type of fired.
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Oh there’s your problem, you accidentally wandered into IKEA’s 4-dimensional furniture section. As long as nothing followed you out, we should all be fine.
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God damn it!
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Fix it god damn it it’s eating a little bit of my brain every time I see it
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Oh eat a bowl of wet shit you fucking moron.
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We peaked at the Million Dollar Web Page
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Probably, but also sometimes it just a bad design! Malice, incompetence, etc.
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Yes, absolutely, love a person who can recognize the error of their ways and course correct!
Not everyone is as deep into this shit as we are, it’s easy to see that stuff presented as a cool new tool, believe it’s innocuous, and jump in. Good for him for being willing to stop!
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Yeah, I appreciated that because a little bit ago he toyed with using some AI to generate images to illustrate his stories, and I guess he saw the light and realized that was crappy and not only stopped, but put that label up top now. A really welcome development!
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Scary Interesting?
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Fuckin’ electoral college has absolutely destroyed our god damn brains
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Ah, but it will be relevant to you as Presidents Giuliani, de Blasio, and Bloomberg showed that NYC mayor is an all-but-guaranteed stepping stone to the presidency.
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My wife wants to win a stein holding contest at our local Oktoberfest. Ordering her this to train with
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Yes!!!
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It’s definitely at the outer bound of where I’m ok, and that’s in my current no humidity area. Your range is a more ideal area, for sure. My ideal is an area where it stays warmer at night. If I can keep wearing shorts after sunset I’m in heaven.
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I’ll go take a walk in 100° (38° C) weather, idgaf. Bring on the hot, let me bask like a lizard.
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I’ve read this comic a zillion times and I have no idea if I ever noticed that tychpo until literally just today.
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There’s the irony there, yeah, but also I just think those windmills are pretty and it’s nuts that so many people whine about them!
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I dunno, blowing up while sitting on the launch pad being fueled is a fun new twist, tbh
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They’re right next to each other and their names are exactly the same except for the last letter! How different can they possibly be??
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Jesus fuck