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Star Wars (probably a shill) • Video Games • DnD • Shitposting • Yelling at the US Government • 🔊📖 The Fallen Star (THR) • he/him https://linktr.ee/leumas_misc
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* reborn ** the Sith ruling the galaxy is from Episode III (2005) *** be careful out there

Elon Musk trying to yell Sic Semper Tyrannis as he jumps from the box to the stage but absolutely mangling it and demanding a do-over

Goated

Same, literally every day that I don’t buy another lightsaber is a success

I can’t believe they’re breaking up during #PRIDE MONTH!!!!

I for one don’t want to watch a bunch of 40-year-olds go to summer camp…

I need them to kill each other.

Being late to board a flight is soooo disrespectful to the other passengers. Get your shit together or don’t travel this way 🤷🏻‍♂️

I simply cannot overstate how little I care about the Switch 2 🤷🏻‍♂️

I get that he was hand picked by George or whatever, and even love a lot of what he’s done within the SW Galaxy. But dude is entirely too afraid to try new things, and that is ultimately what keeps SW exciting decade after decade; its fearlessness to push the envelope and be something new and bold.

happy switch 2 release day

I mean obviously this is blatantly wrong and only a soundbite to please their shareholders, but: NO ONE has once answered my question. WHY SHOULD WE EXPECT PEOPLE TO ENGAGE WITH SOMETHING THAT NO ONE BOTHERED TO MAKE.

Long drive for a gig today and back tomorrow, so I’m gonna finish The Fallen Star

Forza and GT should do the Mario Kart thing where the music gets faster in the last lap

Achievement unlocked 🥰💍🥂

I would not hold out hope for a Battlefront III. Sending my support & thoughts to the people who lost their jobs at EA today. Every day I get more and more concerned about the creative industries & far more angry at corporations who just don’t care.

Planet of the Apes (1968) has SO much dong for a G-rating…

Pirates of the Caribbean is right next to Star Wars in terms of unsubtle anti-fascist films. The devil shows up but the true villain is the British Empire, who enslave the devil A union of racially diverse peoples from across the globe face impossible odds in a final stand against corporate tyranny

That’s the point, you jackwagon

I use the em dash in my writing all the time and have not once asked ShitGPT to write anything for me.

Happy Orthodox Star Wars Day to those who celebrate

Stop going to see this movie. Please.

Empire Strikes Back forever goated imo

Fake news

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I finished my second ever watch of TPM, haven't seen it in a decade. Really enjoyed it, great music, some really nice glup shittos, fantastic sound design and oh my God Doug Chiang's designs!! Goated tbh.

Pro tip: when you have to clean your house/apartment, start at the bar. 1) that shit’s probably dusty 2) you probably have near-empty bottles you can sip on to not only create surface space, but make the rest of your cleaning adventure more fun 👍🏻 I’m a little bit drunk, and I approve this message.

I love the little Wicked Witch of the West laugh MJ does in the intro to Off The Wall

In May 2023, I bought a replica of Luke’s lightsaber from ROTJ. Full install kit, just needed to be wired. Shortly after, my car started shitting the bed (the beginning of a 2ish year saga…), and I had to take care of that first. Now 2 years later, I’m finally ready to actually wire up the saber!!

Having a lot of fun with the smuggler missions in Outlaws post-story. Just jumping system to system doing jobs for the syndicates is such a vibe

T-minus 7 days until I’m engaged 🫨 I’m proposing next Wednesday and she has no idea (she thinks we’re playing D&D, she’s currently prepping DM notes etc. beside me)

Yellow saber Luke is peak

Finally saw Sinners. So so good.

I love how much they’re adding to Outlaws with these patch updates & DLCs, but some of the fixes feel like major changes to core game mechanics that should’ve been implemented at launch…

POLL (respond in replies bc we still don’t have polls…) When I say “chocolate milk” the emphasis goes on: - Chocolate - Milk

Why, in the year of our lord 2025, do NPCs still move faster than my walk speed but slower than my run speed?