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I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
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The caller said, "I'll get you, if you don't stay in a motel away from your wife and fuck your assistant"

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U.S. Strike Accidentally Assembled Four Nuclear Bombs, Analysts Determine

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

This wouldn't entirely not be the Mark of the Beast

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Oh good, he'll have something to pardon him for

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

12 days later, I can’t stop thinking about this bumper sticker

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Let me explain how big the Studio City protest was for people who don’t live in Los Angeles — it was 5-10 people deep on both sides of Ventura from Trader Joe’s all the way to Arts Deli

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Just want to add to the discourse on this day of political protest that anyone who uses the term “wine mom” can eat shit.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Trump has not only pardoned insurrectionists who tried to violently overturn an election result but is now “settling” lawsuits by those insurrectionists, giving them multimillion dollar rewards for their political violence. There’s a straight line to the Minnesota assassin trying to seize…

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

submitted 18 days ago • 102 comments

I regret I have but one Post subscription to cancel for my country

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck you Trump

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Did Elon run out of drugs? How do you start a gofundme

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Neither of them's posted anything crazy in over five minutes, I'm getting the shakes

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Ha ha, like any of Musk's associates have emotions

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

In her defense, this went over really well with the Air Force lobbyist she's fucking

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This is why we need tariffs on steel, to save American secret robot president manufacturing jobs

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