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Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. A lil more about me: https://bit.ly/4ey9Dza
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To celebrate Greeneville legalizing weed, we're now calling them Mariguanas.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Trump reminds Americans he only promised not to start foreign wars

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

I did the opposite of this where I loved the weather until June where it got warm and dry. BRING BACK THE RAIN.

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Stay safe out there, LA folks

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Harrell’s lazy cowardice has me saying “at least Jenny Durkan …” and I will never forgive Bruce Harrell for that.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The only person Bruce Harrell is brave enough to “fight” is a pregnant woman who stole his parking space* *but only if she’s unarmed and he has a gun

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The last time the National Guard was activated in WA it was by a Democratic gov (Inslee) at the request of our Democratic mayor (Durkan) who also ordered a curfew www.fox13seattle.com/news/mayor-j...

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Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Goodbye Cathy" See the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2025/...

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

deep in the heart of darkest march this dude will be curled up in the fetal position on his couch, clutching a bottle of vitamin d tablets and softly humming 'it never rains in california' like a demented mantra

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Petition to make the classic "Evergreen State College – Home of Environmental Terrorists and Homos?” permanent!

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Visiting Seattle in the summer is a trap

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Those are not mango boba in the tasty teas sold by the escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods.

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Up there with "What's the big deal, it's just a little snow?" from the newly transplanted midwesterners.

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This is satire from Lewis County Knews, but it wouldn't be a bad message to use in real life now that the Chehalis Tribe owns it. Hope they're inspired to get creative with it.

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INTERESTING

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It’s incredible but not surprising how much western media is blacking out one of the most recognizable and important activists in the world in Greta Thunberg going to Gaza on a single unarmed boat with food for starving children. It should be an hourly story with huge ratings and clicks.

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sorry took me so long to respond, your text hung over me like a guillotine, growing like a tumor inside my messages, until the guilt became so unbearable i simply had to respond if only to relieve myself of the prison of your text, so yeah what’s up, how u doing?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

This is satire from Lewis County Knews, but it wouldn't be a bad message to use in real life now that the Chehalis Tribe owns it. Hope they're inspired to get creative with it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

INTERESTING

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That's right.

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For the love of God do not move here cause you enjoyed visiting once in the summer

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If you were looking for a good time and tried calling the number written in the bathroom stall, the area code should be 319, not 317.

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

A heat advisory for 83° in June is peak Pacific Northwest

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The Fraggles enclosure has permanently closed. Our interns are washing the dye off the squirrels, and the vendor we bought them from is banned from any future contracts.

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*looks around sheepishly* why did this totally serious publication write an article about me??

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

at least you could opt out of OneSeattle Vision™️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Caprelli could be heard calling friends back home to report how much more sunny Seattle weather is than everyone says. “These people don’t even own umbrellas!”

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Surveillance knows when you’re picking your nose, Dennis.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

evan buckley just picked a label im so proud if him

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Unrepentantly, Randy “Aves Killer” Johnson renames his fastball “Dove Slayer 3000”.

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‘Seattle Weather Really Not That Bad,’ Says Man Who Moved Here 4 Weeks Ago: tinyurl.com/3x532wrt

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

I can't even.... @joeveyera.bsky.social, this is for you, too!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Needling for another win. 🏳️‍🌈

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On Tuesday, the Seattle City Council passed a resolution signaling support for a plan to allow 80 8-foot tall advertising kiosks to be placed on sidewalks downtown and throughout the city. I’m conflicted — and I’m curious what other people think. 🧵

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

The only thing that could make this implosion better if it was in a Titanic submersible

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

if there was a bird-murderer halll of fame randy would be a first ballot shoe-in

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Idea for an HBO television series: something about rich people. Excited!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Dogs are the best of us

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As UFCW 3000 workers vote to authorize a strike, grocery store bosses are crashing out, busting out all their anti-union tactics to pressure a no vote. Looks like someone is scared! www.theburnerseattle.com/post/bosses-...

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NEW: The Seattle City Council could have put fear of spying downtown kiosks to rest with CM Dan Strauss's amendment. But CP Sara Nelson would rather prioritize selfies than safety. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/seattle...

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