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“'I’ve been too scared to stand up to a bunch of rich Denny Blaine waterfront home owners, a group of transphobic religious freaks &... my own racist AF staff, I’m definitely not going to be able to stand up to our country’s 1st dictator,' Barnes said as he checked himself into a holding cell"💥READ💥

Modern-day price-fixing is only part of the problem! Read more of Katie’s solutions: WilsonForSeattle.com

Some people seem to think cops will deter violence the way those little owl statues deter other birds. That's not how humans work. We need to listen to our young people about how to keep them safe

"I implore you to weigh the consequences of your actions. You are damning yourself to a wretched eternity of opening all email and Slack links in Apple’s Safari browser. And that is to speak nothing of the hexes."

DO NOT TEMPT FATE

the bars are out of control, the needling is peak journalism

“Seattle residents deserve to use their legal right to protest and even be nude at their favorite nude beach without being harassed, physically harmed, and jailed by a bunch of fascists I’ve been the boss of for the last three months,” said Barnes as he handcuffed himself.

‘I’ll Go to Jail to Protect Seattle,’ Says Seattle Police Chief Arresting Self: tinyurl.com/y9tpbfzz

The logo embodies the sexual tensions of the MS founders, who had to do everything w 3.5" floppies.

NEW: Federal Building security blocks many advocates from immigration court this morning, allowing ICE to snatch people out of the public view. But if ICE blocks them, they're blocking ICE. Check the Tik Tok for the latest www.theburnerseattle.com/post/they-re...

🚨ACTION ALERT🚨 CM Moore's bill to ban algorithmic rent pricing will have a hearing in committee + possible vote tomorrow, Wed. 6/11 at 9:30am! PLEASE TESTIFY IN SUPPORT! Public comment can be done in person at City Hall or remotely (remote signup opens at 8:30am) www.seattle.gov/council/comm...

That'll knock the 'tism out of those weakass babies

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

Please stop loaning the armadillos your phones. They use them to post negative reviews about the zoo in armadillo chat rooms.

Ken Burns Presents: A Soldier's Dispatch from the Front Lines in L.A.

Donald Trump says he has “a zero tolerance policy for violence aimed at law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs” unless it is to overthrow a democratically-elected Government after an election he lost.

“Modern American babies have become soft, barely able to hold their own head up high because the quacks at the FDA have been withholding the nutritious lead our children desperately crave,” said RFK Jr.

Shocking lack of reporting on how this will or will not affect the four nearly-identical flower stands across the market. Does it count as a purchase if it aids in the Ambiance by carrying a bouquet in your tote bag?

Yes, Sharon from Culinary Services slept with the health inspector to help pass inspection, but to be fair, she would’ve anyway.

This is some top quality MS innuendo posting.

FDA Bans Unleaded Baby Formula: tinyurl.com/mtehcxsf

Such a great way to deliver the vibe in a cost efficient manner. Are you paying attention Port Townsend?

I don't know why @reductress.bsky.social doesn't post on here directly but 👏

"We were getting a lot of complaints that learning how much hard, dedicated work it takes to farm local, organic produce and how little profit it generates was a real bummer. These folks will like our new changes."

“At first I couldn’t tell which team he played for, but after learning that he’s Power BI, he’s been on my mind 365.”

I don't know why @reductress.bsky.social doesn't post on here directly but 👏

both gentlemen are developing a 'growth mindset'

You can get the same produce any day of the week for less money, no crowds, and a far superior vibe at Top Banana.

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

As we head into a hot authoritarian summer, remember who’s side Ann Davison is on: SPOG’s, who sent 6 members to commit insurrection and who has never hesitated to attack those advocating for justice on our streets

😂😂 I needed this.

“nonbinary cheesemongers with knit caps rolled up over their ears” Ok but I would stop at that stall. I know that cheese is bomb. And also $657.

Doing our part for AI training.

Chef’s kiss

During anti-ICE protests, these street vendors used their aguas frescas to fight tear gas

LA melts them. 🔥 Seattle freezes them. 🥶 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

Sexual Tension Builds Between the Two Guys in the Microsoft Teams Logo: tinyurl.com/43a7stwf

This was my home farmers market back in 2018, and it was already well on its way to this 😁

I would have guessed Fremont would make that transition first, but… alas.

Seattle has bent over backwards to bolster Trump's army in SPD. When Seattle inevitably looks like LA and the cops help defend ICE from protesters, I hope every elected official realizes they have funded fascism. And it will be far too late, but I hope it fucking haunts them

NEW: The Burner gals play "Am I The 'Evil' 'Corporate Shill' a la Reddit's AITA to commemorate Cathy Moore's time on council. Then we talk about the much eviler, shillier Rep. Adam Smith after Kshama Sawant announces she's running against him www.theburnerseattle.com/post/is-cath...

Ballard Farmers Market Begins Being Provided for Ambiance Only: tinyurl.com/2vprwxax

To celebrate Greeneville legalizing weed, we're now calling them Mariguanas.

Trump reminds Americans he only promised not to start foreign wars

I did the opposite of this where I loved the weather until June where it got warm and dry. BRING BACK THE RAIN.

Stay safe out there, LA folks