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submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

LMAO “ICE is wearing masks & sunglasses bc they’ll be doxxed by the cartels.” SURE, JAN! Like Pablo Escobar is operating out of an Applebees off I-10 in Loma Linda. They’re hiding like the KKK because they don’t want their neighbors knowing they’re thugs with jobs they’re ashamed of, and should be.

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

You know some unpasteurized milk evangelism is coming in hot

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

This era has me sleeping like a baby: up all night crying and shitting my pants

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

That Alaska DMV phishing scam really told on itself by referring to a toll booth tho

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Why is everything Trump talks about always at “levels we’ve never seen before.” It reminds me of my grandma when she was in the throes of late-stage dementia and acted like she was seeing strawberries or a remote control for the first time: “I’ve never seen anything like this before!”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

At what age will I stop dreaming that I ruined my whole life by failing calculus in school

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Yes and also there is inherent value in just stating your objection, in public, for the record. Staying quiet and in hiding gives the impression to those in power that you consent to this, even if you don’t.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Temu Trump AK & Temu Trump Junior DC have screwed over AK yet again, this time by vetoing education funding & supporting the decimation of public media. These “radical leftist causes” BY THE WAY are our kids & emergency services all over the state, especially in rural Alaska. Shameful as always.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine being taxidermied for all eternity next to the archetypal hot girl of the bird world and then being named the “Lesser Canadian Goose” by your captors. The indignity.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Disappearing dissidents. Arresting political opponents. Deploying soldiers against citizens. Vilifying powerless minorities. Manufacturing fake enemies. Stealing from taxpayers for jets and military birthday parades. Now THAT’S some real “shit hole country” behavior right there.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Banana Republic: it’s not just business casual clothing anymore

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

This is an official publication of the Trump administration telling you to basically Anne Frank your neighbors. Leaving the numbers off as I won’t be part of disseminating those.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

That toxic creamsicle is really on some Idi Amin shit now 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Out here doing God’s work

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

If you ever hear someone say, “well, it makes a certain kind of sense,” you know that the “certain kind of sense” it makes is of the “non” variety.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I had to Google this because one of the women on “Love Island USA” used this in a sentence (“I would be doing myself a disjustice if I didn’t choose Rob”) and I was going to drag her for it but then realized, no that’s unfair she’s probably just getting her PhD in Chaucer

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

17 year-old is “making” me watch “Love Island USA” with her and I don’t think I could’ve lost more brain cells if I’d taken every cleaning supply in my house and huffed them consecutively for 3 hours straight.

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

Saw a mama and baby fawn out Fritz Cove and an oddly colored duck (?) in Gold Creek today.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

This is 💯 on point.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I like how this concession sets slightly realistic expectations as opposed to wishing you a “great” or even “good” day which you will never have in an airport

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

But why would anyone wanna leave Alaska in the sum—

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

What’s going to be really interesting about this inevitable feud—I honestly can’t believe it took this long—is to watch the Trump/Musk Stans implode trying to figure out whose side to take now.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve been pioneering the concept of “spite survival,” where the only reason you practice self-care and wellness is to outlast your worst ops so that you can live to dance on their graves

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

The erasure of naps as a cultural practice is a post-colonial microaggression and if I were getting my PhD that would be the title of my thesis

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Men and boys ask women basic-ass shit all the time like “how do I use this toaster” and “where is the butter” and “how do I put oxygen into my lungs and convert it to carbon dioxide and expel it into the atmosphere”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t remember a more soul-crushing stretch of spring weather in 20 years of living here

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Having spent my whole childhood in NYC and most of my adult life in Alaska, I’ve realized that the two places actually have a surprising amount in common. Both are challenging places to live and force you to actively engage with them. Both incite passionate reactions. Big main character energy.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

This weather is a whole mood

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

✅ personal vendettas ✅ personal enrichment ✅ white supremacy/xenophobia These are the only three guiding pillars of Trumpism. The ONLY ones. Every single one of his actions can be traced back to one or more of these three goals.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I 💯 buy the conspiracy theories that this war against the Ivies is because Barron didn’t get into any of them. Behind every Trump flex there is ALWAYS a personal vendetta, including literally his entire presidency (see Obama WH correspondent’s dinner roast of 2011).

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I’m “this MRI is about to be the most relaxing hour of my week” years old

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone is like “things could not possibly get worse” but we have not heard from Maroon 5 in a while so…?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Women: treat your internal responses to relationship dynamics as data to trust, not as pathologies to manage. Your nervous system’s responses to relationship dynamics are intelligence, not pathology. Your anxiety isn’t a failure to adapt: it’s your system rightly identifying incompatibility.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

For better or worse, U.S. historical cataclysms have 3 key ingredients: a man, an era, & the man’s ability to gauge & harness the popular needs & fears of his era: e.g, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, & Senator Joseph McCarthy. Trump is sufficiently matched for his era to achieve cataclysmic impact.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Me listening to Kings of Leon “man this guy sounds like a total panty dropper.” Googles lead singer “oh look he’s married to a literal Victoria’s Secret panties model”

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

People are always so afraid of “dying alone.” Umm… other people are annoying AF and the zombie technopocalypse is here so dying alone actually sounds lowkey amazing?

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Back stage ready to claim my 7 minutes of fame opening for the inimitable David Sedaris.😬😬😬

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

David Sedaris invited me to open for him tomorrow night! This will be my second time doing that, and I am beyond excited. Hope to see you all there—7pm JDHS Auditorium.

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

They’re awake

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment