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lightblanket.bsky.social
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I don’t mind moving 5-10 decorative pillows off a bed, I appreciate people expressing themselves through pillows

Bro was absolutely lovely

Big toe nail moon, they call it

Heard fireworks then a little while later saw an ambulance arrive. The dance begins

Fuck it I’m watching trainwreckpoopcruise

You said you lived for the fumes but I saw you with your windows up in traffic ??

You can use some, it’s in my bag in my bag in my bag

I wish I could keep my pillow in a locket

Oh you’re eating spelt? What is that. Like a freaking, letters? An arrangement of letters? I’m eating a human arm. The guy cut it off & smoked it himself

Ask me questions on Gonna Lie!

Scientific names bounce off me so much I absorb 3%. And I’m also horrible at estimating percentages

Pack and repack were in a suitcase. That’s just a fact

I think I’m coming up on my 2 year Bluesky anniversary, where are the little prepared posts. God they give us NOTHING

Dragging out a few days worth of wildflower pictures over months

I will be so glad when Christmas in July is over & my months of preparation have paid off

“Coffee will make your cramps worse” ok that has been true before but what if this month…I’ll never know unless I try 💫

2 cuts on my nose must’ve had a dustup with the pillow

Ziploc in my purse with no snack remnants is the absolute worst

Sometimes when I’m in bed I don’t mind hearing running around on the floor above me. That’s what I’m not doing, fantastic

Minced connection

My dreams depend on which flags I am draped in

Take the time, this is worth it

Saw a car with the back window covered in band stickers & didn’t recognize a single one. Would be cool if they were all fake

Get my nose real quick?

“Toy boy” or “boy toy”…the greatest debate of our time

This is my dog Acqua Di Gio

The way you’re treating me…it’s not of my dreams

Here’s some prairie smoke I saw

and i'll just have whatever the most embarassing thing on the menu is please

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Oh I’m not too hungry I’m fine with extensive tapas

I actually lost interest in this about an hour ago I just left it on because there are too many other options

Googling appropriate reaction when someone tells me it’s ok if their pet dies while I’m watching them

mt rainier, mt st helens, mt adams and mt hood, what a beautiful flight this has been

Yeah I have two toothbrushes one has softer bristles. I don’t know what that third one is it’s just always been there

May I say, aw naw

“My dog got out of control” means something different to every dog owner

I celebrate people who rt without liking. It takes all kinds. There might even be people out there liking without liking & that’s so cool to think about

Sorry I took so long in the shower I didn’t want to get out and apply goops