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lightblanket.bsky.social
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Come on out to the parking lot I’m melting snacks in my car

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I said hashtag sorry I don’t know what else I can do

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I wonder, what’s the longest mascara has served on an eyelash

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Don’t make me yak my yoggies

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Starting a service where I read your ai gfs output in a slightly less dead voice. Oh they don’t care nevermind

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

That sounds fun but I didn’t bring any pants without holes. The unintentional kind. The wrong locations for the moment. Not to be seen.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t mind moving 5-10 decorative pillows off a bed, I appreciate people expressing themselves through pillows

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Bro was absolutely lovely

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Big toe nail moon, they call it

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Heard fireworks then a little while later saw an ambulance arrive. The dance begins

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck it I’m watching trainwreckpoopcruise

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

You said you lived for the fumes but I saw you with your windows up in traffic ??

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You can use some, it’s in my bag in my bag in my bag

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I wish I could keep my pillow in a locket

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Oh you’re eating spelt? What is that. Like a freaking, letters? An arrangement of letters? I’m eating a human arm. The guy cut it off & smoked it himself

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Ask me questions on Gonna Lie!

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Scientific names bounce off me so much I absorb 3%. And I’m also horrible at estimating percentages

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Pack and repack were in a suitcase. That’s just a fact

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I think I’m coming up on my 2 year Bluesky anniversary, where are the little prepared posts. God they give us NOTHING

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Dragging out a few days worth of wildflower pictures over months

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I will be so glad when Christmas in July is over & my months of preparation have paid off

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“Coffee will make your cramps worse” ok that has been true before but what if this month…I’ll never know unless I try 💫

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2 cuts on my nose must’ve had a dustup with the pillow

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ziploc in my purse with no snack remnants is the absolute worst

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Sometimes when I’m in bed I don’t mind hearing running around on the floor above me. That’s what I’m not doing, fantastic

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Minced connection

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My dreams depend on which flags I am draped in

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Take the time, this is worth it

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Saw a car with the back window covered in band stickers & didn’t recognize a single one. Would be cool if they were all fake

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Get my nose real quick?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“Toy boy” or “boy toy”…the greatest debate of our time

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This is my dog Acqua Di Gio

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The way you’re treating me…it’s not of my dreams

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Here’s some prairie smoke I saw

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

and i'll just have whatever the most embarassing thing on the menu is please

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

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Oh I’m not too hungry I’m fine with extensive tapas

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I actually lost interest in this about an hour ago I just left it on because there are too many other options

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Googling appropriate reaction when someone tells me it’s ok if their pet dies while I’m watching them

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

mt rainier, mt st helens, mt adams and mt hood, what a beautiful flight this has been

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments